Red Mosquito

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 4:13 pm**

dad wrote:
Coach wrote:dad, it would be an honor to poop in the next stall over from you at a pearl jam concert during even flow
i usually don't poop that late in the day, but i'm happy to pretend for solidarity.

you can fake a poop like my ex wife used to fake orgasms

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 5:44 pm**

For lunch I ate chili and a vanilla concrete mixer with Reese’s cups. Let us see what the afternoon brings.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 5:59 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:For lunch I ate chili and a vanilla concrete mixer with Reese’s cups. Let us see what the afternoon brings.

Should at least be interesting.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 6:14 pm**

grabs popcorn

hopes lenny sends pics

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 6:17 pm**

I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 6:18 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.

Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 6:22 pm**

Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.
Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.

Or the conference room chair if that meeting goes long.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 6:28 pm**

spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.
Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.
Or the conference room chair if that meeting goes long.

It’s a Teams meeting. If I were home I’d just take the laptop to my bathroom, but I’m in the office today :/

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 6:41 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.
Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.
Or the conference room chair if that meeting goes long.
It’s a Teams meeting. If I were home I’d just take the laptop to my bathroom, but I’m in the office today :/

Turn off your camera, mute yourself, and run to the bathroom, Len. The office manager will never approve a new desk chair.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 6:52 pm**

spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.
Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.
Or the conference room chair if that meeting goes long.
It’s a Teams meeting. If I were home I’d just take the laptop to my bathroom, but I’m in the office today :/
Turn off your camera, mute yourself, and run to the bathroom, Len. The office manager will never approve a new desk chair.

My camera doesn’t work, fortunately. I did run to tinkle a few minutes ago.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 6:54 pm**

was thinking about starting a pee thread but wasn't sure if you'd be down for that

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 7:04 pm**

Coach wrote:was thinking about starting a pee thread but wasn't sure if you'd be down for that

I would have so many posts.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 7:05 pm**

dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:dad what is your typical vegetable/fruit intake like in a given day
i try to get about 3-4 servings combined throughout. honestly, most of my meals involve beans or sweet potatoes or quinoa. i'm sure that helps. i also make a smoothie using baby spinach and fruit or fruit only almost daily.

i have a sweet tooth too, but i can get around that by eating medjool dates (fibrous) and no sugar-added pb.

thank you. i need to get more medjools. i do a lot of black beans. havent done quinoia in a while need to get bacm into that. think costco sells medjools...

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 7:13 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:was thinking about starting a pee thread but wasn't sure if you'd be down for that
I would have so many posts.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 7:15 pm**

96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:dad what is your typical vegetable/fruit intake like in a given day
i try to get about 3-4 servings combined throughout. honestly, most of my meals involve beans or sweet potatoes or quinoa. i'm sure that helps. i also make a smoothie using baby spinach and fruit or fruit only almost daily.

i have a sweet tooth too, but i can get around that by eating medjool dates (fibrous) and no sugar-added pb.
thank you. i need to get more medjools. i do a lot of black beans. havent done quinoia in a while need to get bacm into that. think costco sells medjools...

I bet they do. I get mine from sam’s.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 8:27 pm**

After the 2 hour and 25 minute call that is set for 1 hour but always goes longer but never this long, a massive log dropped.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 8:40 pm**

Great job not shitting yourself, lenny. Big boy!

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 8:46 pm**

spike wrote:Great job not shitting yourself, lenny. Big boy!

Thanks!! It’s nice to feel normal again these days. I’m going to start having so much sex now.

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 9:07 pm**

my wife made us 2 small espressos...I'm brewing

Posted: **Wed April 05, 2023 9:13 pm**

doug rr wrote:my wife made us 2 small espressos...I'm brewing

Do you guys talk about doo much?

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