The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

[Monkey_Driven]

Stone is Owlette, right?

[liebzz]

Putting PJ into the PJ Masks characters seems like a worthwhile activity while we wait for a new album.

[knee tunes]

Christ. A new low for fandom.

PJ Masks! They’re the PJ Masks!

Lol

I'll take the green one

[spike]

No

Tripledemic comin’

[Coach]

On my FB feed someone from a PJ group posted a tattoo of Eddie Vedder's face on their arm. That's just creepy and weird.

[emanon]

Look at the bright side - at least it's not Eddie Vedder's arm on their face.

[littlecomment]

On my FB feed someone from a PJ group posted a tattoo of Eddie Vedder's face on their arm. That's just creepy and weird.

[emanon]

On my FB feed someone from a PJ group posted a tattoo of Eddie Vedder's face on their arm. That's just creepy and weird.

Look at the bright side - at least it's not Eddie Vedder's arm on their face.

I stand corrected.

[Bi_3]

On my FB feed someone from a PJ group posted a tattoo of Eddie Vedder's face on their arm. That's just creepy and weird.

Look at the bright side - at least it's not Eddie Vedder's arm on their face.

I stand corrected.

Needs more cow bell

[Bammer]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

Now he’s flying a Modest Mouse flag

This hack “fan” didn’t even put his homemade Ten flag back up for the 30th anniversary

I met him for the first time today. He was out in the driveway, I said I walk by a lot and admire his PJ flags and I am also a big fan.

Within the first 10 seconds of conversation he told me he is “obsessed” (true) and the number of shows he has attended.

Fewer than I would have expected but I’ll assume he’s a longtime West Coast guy and we just don’t get as many in our footprint.

Post your guesses here.

I just spotted this man in the security line at Seatac airport. PJ shirt gave him away. Gotta assume he is flying to Dallas.

[Bi_3]

This poor guy. Every show this tour his cousin has gotten him two tickets to Pearl Jam and every time he has a work conflict! Every single time. What are the odds?

[wease]

This poor guy. Every show this tour his cousin has gotten him two tickets to Pearl Jam and every time he has a work conflict! Every single time. What are the odds?

Well, Inhaler won’t be there anyway so he shouldn’t feel too bad.

[B]

[E.H. Ruddock]

Sigh

[bodysnatcher]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

[spike]

[Bammer]

Wow

[B]

[Bi_3]

Satans Bedroom

[Bammer]

That’s gotta be a pretty intense AI image prompt