Red Mosquito

That's not certain at all... it could easily be the base of an 'R'.

where is the fucking sponge?

warehouse wrote:where is the fucking sponge?

It's soaked to capacity with that joke.

Two people in dunce caps sitting on couches staring a door or a TV?

Where is the sponge-fucking and does one need a ticket?

Jaeti wrote:Humongous Santa Claus with elves at his feet.

Song Title Guess: Wake Me Up (It's Christmas Time)

"When you're a kid, Christmas is really special, but then, umm you get older & it's just another day & you just want to sleep in. But then your bangin' hot wife, y'know, has some kids and you're like 'FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS' and shit cause like Sean Penn and Kelly Slater & those Full House kids come over and we get drunk and call Dave A. and like, pretend we're the dudes from Candlebox and we want him to join the band and stuff. He always believes it, too. Fuckin' redneck. Boom comes over and pretends to be Santa for my kids and we get real high and make fun of Mike, so, y'know, Christmas is awesome again. It's like this rusted sign you always followed, but then someone polished it up and you realized it said 'Sweet waves over there,' y'know?" -Ed

The sponge is inside the toilet

evenslow wrote:

warehouse wrote:where is the fucking sponge?

It's soaked to capacity with that joke.

Makes sense. It was already filled with all that spunk from someone seeing Jay-Z perform with Pearl Jam.

Oh no, real life calls me and I can't follow this tonight. Have fun, guys.

Lament wrote:

Jaeti wrote:Humongous Santa Claus with elves at his feet.

Song Title Guess: Wake Me Up (It's Christmas Time)

"When you're a kid, Christmas is really special, but then, umm you get older & it's just another day & you just want to sleep in. But then your bangin' hot wife, y'know, has some kids and you're like 'FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS' and shit cause like Sean Penn and Kelly Slater & those Full House kids come over and we get drunk and call Dave A. and like, pretend we're the dudes from Candlebox and we want him to join the band and stuff. He always believes it, too. Fuckin' redneck. Boom comes over and pretends to be Santa for my kids and we get real high and make fun of Mike, so, y'know, Christmas is awesome again. It's like this rusted sign you always followed, but then someone polished it up and you realized it said 'Sweet waves over there,' y'know?" -Ed

broken iris wrote:

evenslow wrote:

warehouse wrote:where is the fucking sponge?

It's soaked to capacity with that joke.

Makes sense. It was already filled with all spunk from someone seeing Jay-Z perform with Pearl Jam.

it was one of the coolest things they've done in 10 years at least.

swallowed whole and yellow moon r two titles we havent heard before this, right?

bodysnatcher wrote:Betterman (live)?

i may be in the minority but I still smile every time I see these

broken iris wrote:

evenslow wrote:

warehouse wrote:where is the fucking sponge?

It's soaked to capacity with that joke.

Makes sense. It was already filled with all spunk from someone seeing Jay-Z perform with Pearl Jam.

Well that forever changes how I'll think of that collabo.

Lament wrote:

Jaeti wrote:Humongous Santa Claus with elves at his feet.

Song Title Guess: Wake Me Up (It's Christmas Time)

"When you're a kid, Christmas is really special, but then, umm you get older & it's just another day & you just want to sleep in. But then your bangin' hot wife, y'know, has some kids and you're like 'FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS' and shit cause like Sean Penn and Kelly Slater & those Full House kids come over and we get drunk and call Dave A. and like, pretend we're the dudes from Candlebox and we want him to join the band and stuff. He always believes it, too. Fuckin' redneck. Boom comes over and pretends to be Santa for my kids and we get real high and make fun of Mike, so, y'know, Christmas is awesome again. It's like this rusted sign you always followed, but then someone polished it up and you realized it said 'Sweet waves over there,' y'know?" -Ed

Lament = funniest RM poster

bluestate wrote:

Lament wrote:

Jaeti wrote:Humongous Santa Claus with elves at his feet.

Song Title Guess: Wake Me Up (It's Christmas Time)

"When you're a kid, Christmas is really special, but then, umm you get older & it's just another day & you just want to sleep in. But then your bangin' hot wife, y'know, has some kids and you're like 'FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS' and shit cause like Sean Penn and Kelly Slater & those Full House kids come over and we get drunk and call Dave A. and like, pretend we're the dudes from Candlebox and we want him to join the band and stuff. He always believes it, too. Fuckin' redneck. Boom comes over and pretends to be Santa for my kids and we get real high and make fun of Mike, so, y'know, Christmas is awesome again. It's like this rusted sign you always followed, but then someone polished it up and you realized it said 'Sweet waves over there,' y'know?" -Ed

Lament = funniest RM poster

He's not being funny. That's a direct quote from the outtakes of his Iconoclasts episode.

SO how's everyone doing?

harmless wrote:SO how's everyone doing?

harmless wrote:SO how's everyone doing?

You're an internet junkie, you know that?

harmless wrote:SO how's everyone doing?

Wanting to punch my coworker in the face, and you?

evenslow wrote:

harmless wrote:SO how's everyone doing?