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Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 2:43 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I need a gun.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 3:05 am
by spike
Shit got dark fast

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 3:08 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 3:11 am
by Ello Sailor
Just add the L to your collection, Trag.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 3:32 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 3:50 am
by Ello Sailor
Just keep blasting Maroon 5 and telling people The Mars Volta's self-titled is a better intro to the band than Deloused and Francis, you actual mongoloid.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 1:16 pm
by tree_
tragabigzanda wrote:Hmm if only there were a way to measure which of us has better taste
But how do we measure if the voters have good taste, if we're all voting for each other?

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 2:30 pm
by spike
Ello Sailor wrote:Just keep blasting Maroon 5 and telling people The Mars Volta's self-titled is a better intro to the band than Deloused and Francis, you actual mongoloid.
Wow.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 2:31 pm
by BurtReynolds
Why is he always so angry?

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 2:32 pm
by tree_
he's Australian; give him a break

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 2:38 pm
by BurtReynolds
They are supposed to be a good natured people.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 4:48 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 5:05 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Wow.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 3:32 am
by BurtReynolds

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 4:09 am
by Ello Sailor
tragabigzanda wrote:the weird part is i never said the first Mars Volta album was any good, because it's not. I have claimed to enjoy At the Drive-In.
Self-titled isn't their first album, you dumb bitch. This is like when you forgot you said in order to listen to Kid A you have to be in a "highly intellectual" mood. Corny motherfucker. Fuck you.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 11:21 am
by JuanHamm
BurtReynolds wrote:They are supposed to be a good natured people.
This is a myth. Their country is even crazier than America. Nobody notices because they're irrelevant, but they're a little island of psychopaths.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Thu April 20, 2023 8:38 pm
by Stickman

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Sat April 22, 2023 12:07 pm
by VinylGuy
Anyone saw the Louie CK special at the Dolby?

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Sat April 22, 2023 12:22 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Stand-up Comedian Thread

Posted: Sat April 22, 2023 12:42 pm
by tree_
Yeah it’s really good. Laughed quite a bit, alone in my office at work