Talk about your day thread

[wease]

Factoring in dog years, you have no case. Treat yourself better, homie.

Believe it or not I forgot to do laundry so I’m currently exercising without wearing underwear

Oh, damn. Gonna be some chafing

[doug rr]

at least you're not exercising at midnight like jackoffs in this building

[bodysnatcher]

at least you're not exercising at midnight like jackoffs in this building

To be fair, if they work at Amazon they probably just got off work

[Ello Sailor]

at least you're not exercising at midnight like jackoffs in this building

People work out when they can. You probably walk on a treadmill for 15 mins and pat yourself on the back. Absolute bellend behavior.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

at least you're not exercising at midnight like jackoffs in this building

People work out when they can. You probably walk on a treadmill for 15 mins and pat yourself on the back. Absolute bellend behavior.

Please calm down, noodle arms.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[doug rr]

its like traversing on foot

[doug rr]

I'm actually enjoying that my dislike of these gym rats bugs all of you..

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm actually enjoying that my dislike of these gym rats bugs all of you..

Do you live in a gym now?

[bodysnatcher]

I'm actually enjoying that my dislike of these gym rats bugs all of you..

gym rats, more like gym bats

[doug rr]

at least you're not exercising at midnight like jackoffs in this building

To be fair, if they work at Amazon they probably just got off work

true..I think they're all engineers

[doug rr]

I'm actually enjoying that my dislike of these gym rats bugs all of you..

Do you live in a gym now?

no..I ride the stationary bike or do some arm work in the morning when nobody is there..

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm actually enjoying that my dislike of these gym rats bugs all of you..

Do you live in a gym now?

no..I ride the stationary bike or do some arm work in the morning when nobody is there..

You should run a marathon.

[doug rr]

I'm actually enjoying that my dislike of these gym rats bugs all of you..

Do you live in a gym now?

no..I ride the stationary bike or do some arm work in the morning when nobody is there..

You should run a marathon.

always hated running even though I did it because we had to...my knees and feet cant take it anymore..I do get my steps in though..my wife and I used to belong to the nyc roadrunners club and did 5-10ks in the park but there's no way I could ever do 26 miles

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm actually enjoying that my dislike of these gym rats bugs all of you..

Do you live in a gym now?

no..I ride the stationary bike or do some arm work in the morning when nobody is there..

You should run a marathon.

always hated running even though I did it because we had to...my knees and feet cant take it anymore..I do get my steps in though..my wife and I used to belong to the nyc roadrunners club and did 5-10ks in the park but there's no way I could ever do 26 miles

Me either, bruh. Let's stick to golf and babes.

[Ello Sailor]

Look, I'm sorry about your dog. But so far you've complained that people at the gym have earbuds in and don't notice you (?!) and now you're upset that they workout at midnight. Go have a shit, buddy. Your complaints are redacted as fuck.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Look, I'm sorry about your dog. But so far you've complained that people at the gym have earbuds in and don't notice you (?!) and now you're upset that they workout at midnight. Go have a shit, buddy. Your complaints are redacted as fuck.

He's going to beat that ass if you're not careful.

[doug rr]

Look, I'm sorry about your dog. But so far you've complained that people at the gym have earbuds in and don't notice you (?!) and now you're upset that they workout at midnight. Go have a shit, buddy. Your complaints are redacted as fuck.

my work is done here

[Ello Sailor]

Look, I'm sorry about your dog. But so far you've complained that people at the gym have earbuds in and don't notice you (?!) and now you're upset that they workout at midnight. Go have a shit, buddy. Your complaints are redacted as fuck.

my work is done here

You old dog you got me.

[Ello Sailor]

Although I think you're dead serious and this is an escape route.