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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:18 am
by Norah
In The Coonlight

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:20 am
by dimejinky99
Christmas morning in the skywalker household

Vader says 'Luke. I know what Santa clause brought you'

'How??'

'I felt your presents'













I'll get me coat

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:25 am
by tragabigzanda
Star Wars sucks now

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:37 am
by McParadigm
sigh

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:42 am
by E.H. Ruddock
cutuphalfdead wrote:In The Coonlight
:lol:

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:43 am
by dimejinky99
Has dct dropped his verdict yet?

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:44 am
by tragabigzanda
Star Wars sucks now

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:45 am
by dimejinky99
Yoda soda

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:49 am
by dprival78
Dak and Cheese
Spoiler: show
Image

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 3:53 am
by dimejinky99
Bantha burgers

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 4:00 am
by dimejinky99
So Force awakens has passed the billion mark. And the Chinese premiere was last night.
Wonder if it can take the record from avatar?

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:01 am
by BurtReynolds

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:08 am
by McParadigm
I haven't even seen the movie, and as soon as I read that line in a review I knew what that was.

JJ loves to put his own words and jokes into the mouths of characters. It always feels "outside" the story, which is detrimental to how clever he thinks he's being, and historically it sucks.

See also: "just blow it up. There's always a way to blow it up."

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:16 am
by LoathedVermin72
It's also incredibly condescending to Lucas. Self-righteous, entitled, mean-spirited bullshit.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:19 am
by dimejinky99
You're assuming it was intended to be mean.
It's just Star Wars fans grabbing at anything.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:21 am
by LoathedVermin72
dimejinky99 wrote:You're assuming it was intended to be mean.
It's just Star Wars fans grabbing at anything.
This whole movie is a desperate attempt to "restore" the franchise from a generalized perception of "disgrace." And as McP noted, this isn't new for Abrams. It's not that much of a stretch.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:27 am
by dimejinky99
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:You're assuming it was intended to be mean.
It's just Star Wars fans grabbing at anything.
This whole movie is a desperate attempt to "restore" the franchise from a generalized perception of "disgrace." And as McP noted, this isn't new for Abrams. It's not that much of a stretch.

Applying a maligned view into something you havent any evidence for is a bit much.

If there was an FU to the prequels it's the scene the coruscant looking planet gets destroyed

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:28 am
by LoathedVermin72
dimejinky99 wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:You're assuming it was intended to be mean.
It's just Star Wars fans grabbing at anything.
This whole movie is a desperate attempt to "restore" the franchise from a generalized perception of "disgrace." And as McP noted, this isn't new for Abrams. It's not that much of a stretch.

Applying a maligned view into something you havent any evidence for is a bit much.

If there was an FU to the prequels it's the scene the coruscant looking planet gets destroyed
Not helping your case

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:36 am
by Iago's Revenge
Get over it: it's decent SW.

It's not New Hope 1977, Empire 1980. It's passable SW.

Those of you wanting a bear-mauling set to wonderful naturalistic scenery and one-shot takes will have to see something else.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Tue December 29, 2015 5:49 am
by Mecca
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:In The Coonlight
:lol:
if you were a better mod, you would've locked this thread at chud's post