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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon January 23, 2023 7:03 pm
by wease
How ‘bout this one:

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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon January 23, 2023 7:45 pm
by bodysnatcher
Leave that satanic stuff out of here, wease!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue January 24, 2023 8:35 am
by knee tunes
I thought that was finn from adventure time

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue January 24, 2023 10:39 pm
by B
I have to have 3 different parking apps on my phone to park in Raleigh, Durham, and Chapel Hill. :gomez:

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue January 24, 2023 10:44 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 6:15 am
by Bammer
Signs that remain up way after the event.

Election campaign signs, of course.

But there is still a Boy Scout Christmas Tree Pickup sign out in my neighborhood for their January 7th event. Fuck those guys! How about a pickup event for your outdated signs!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 11:10 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 12:46 pm
by Chris_H_2
We have people in our neighborhood that still have Christmas lights on. If you don’t want to take the decorations down, fine. But you don’t have to keep lighting the lights.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 4:26 pm
by wease
There’s a house around the corner that’s one of those Christmas-tree-in-every-window houses and for some reason they’re all still up. Granted, this is only the second holiday season we’ve been here but they didn’t leave all that shit up last year.

There’s another that still has their yard decorations still up and they turn all that shit on at night still. It’s almost fucking February, people.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 4:27 pm
by Chris_H_2
it's literally a month after christmas. it's like having a 4th of july fireworks show in early august

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 4:28 pm
by wease
I sure did use “still” a lot in that.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 4:35 pm
by Bammer
Repetitive use of the same word in a sentence, paragraph, story, etc.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 5:00 pm
by bodysnatcher
wease wrote:There’s a house around the corner that’s one of those Christmas-tree-in-every-window houses and for some reason they’re all still up. Granted, this is only the second holiday season we’ve been here but they didn’t leave all that shit up last year.
What if there was a big family murder-suicide in the house and no one knows it yet !!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 5:05 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 5:10 pm
by The Argonaut
I made a very similar joke at the end of a first date I went on last year. It was well into January and when we went outside she noted that someone still had a Christmas tree up in their apartment window. I theorized that perhaps the person was dead in there and hadn't been discovered yet.

No second date!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 5:24 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:There’s a house around the corner that’s one of those Christmas-tree-in-every-window houses and for some reason they’re all still up. Granted, this is only the second holiday season we’ve been here but they didn’t leave all that shit up last year.
What if there was a big family murder-suicide in the house and no one knows it yet !!
That is a scenario I had not considered.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 5:25 pm
by wease
The Argonaut wrote:I made a very similar joke at the end of a first date I went on last year. It was well into January and when we went outside she noted that someone still had a Christmas tree up in their apartment window. I theorized that perhaps the person was dead in there and hadn't been discovered yet.

No second date!
You didn’t have a date.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 5:37 pm
by The Argonaut
I did, too. I even posted about it

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 6:04 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:I did, too. I even posted about it
Give her a call. Right now.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed January 25, 2023 6:05 pm
by The Argonaut
I deleted her number. I don't even remember her name, actually