The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:pooped 2x between 240am and 4am...went back to bed right after until 630 am
That sounds terrible. What’s your plan to get back on schedule?
we're making a large crock pot full of chili tomorrow for the weekend
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doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:pooped 2x between 240am and 4am...went back to bed right after until 630 am
That sounds terrible. What’s your plan to get back on schedule?
we're making a large crock pot full of chili tomorrow for the weekend
A stew unlike any other…
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spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:lenny, discussing poop is one of the secret joys of marriage. finally settle down and you could have the poop thread everywhere in your life.
So I shouldn’t talk about it when meeting new broads at the mall?
I'm pretty sure my GF would let me pee or poop on her.
What are you waiting for?
Timing is everything with this, have to carefully plan
You’ve started something here. This thread has nowhere else to go.
ok but I think I'd rather pee on her in the shower
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I just went again. It exploded out a bit, but wasn’t the ‘rhea. Just three or four skinny logs resembling a Twix bar in size
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Caramel or peanut butter?
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spike wrote:Caramel or peanut butter?
They’re the same size.
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huge dump this morning
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Good dumps all week so far. One or two a day, good consistency, not a ton of wiping.
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great work, guys.
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96583UP wrote:huge dump this morning
At last! Walk tall today, my friend.
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I had quite a morning in the bathroom.

Felt like I really needed to go around 6ish....so I tried and failed. Yikes.

But, an hour later I was back on the throne and unleased a doozy. Not a lot of wipes required. Feel good.
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nice work, coach.

i just dropped a dominating deuce. that poor toilet almost choked.
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RM poopers bringing it today. Perhaps our cycles are finally syncing up.
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I agree that it's nice to see everyone rowing in the same direction here.

Let's not get too cocky though. It's the weekend and I am going out tonight, I just need to remember to eat well and drink water.

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dad wrote:nice work, coach.

i just dropped a dominating deuce. that poor toilet almost choked.
yep, that's a great feeling, show that basin WHO IS THE BOSS
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spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:huge dump this morning
At last! Walk tall today, my friend.
thank you
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just had an unexpected round two. kindy stringy.

not pleased with this.
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dad wrote:just had an unexpected round two. kindy stringy.

not pleased with this.
man, that just ruined my morning, dad. so sorry to hear this. hopefully, you just needed to get a little extra out and things will resolve over the next few hours in time for evening plans.
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Fix this, dad’s butt.
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Coach might be the most encouraging person on this board.
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