The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Coach might be the most encouraging person on this board.
for real. i felt his encouragement in my butt.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Coach might be the most encouraging person on this board.
for real. i felt his encouragement in my butt.
Hold on to that.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Coach might be the most encouraging person on this board.
for real. i felt his encouragement in my butt.
Hold on to that.
Thanks guys. Dad's butt feels like a safe place.
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Yeah, Coach rocks.

Thanks for all your encouragement, Coach!
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JuanHamm wrote:Yeah, Coach rocks.

Thanks for all your encouragement, Coach!
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Let's get one of the chat AI machines to create an RM themed poop thread haiku poem that we could all recite in unison while dropping deuces.
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I quit.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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ok, I just wrote one myself. a poo haiku

I am excited
Lenny sits on a toilet
Tell us about poop
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Coach, in the stall,
Unburdens his weary bowels.
"Who needs fiber?" he sighs.
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Lenny strains and pushes
But the poop just won't come out
He's starting to cry.
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Spike sits on the throne,
His face is red and sweaty,
He thinks of cute ponies.```
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:lol: yesssss
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