The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri April 07, 2023 7:08 pm

Doug's log plops in bowl.
He sighs in relief and bliss.
A job well done.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri April 07, 2023 7:09 pm

Dad's in the bathroom,
He's been there for a long time.
I hope he's okay

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri April 07, 2023 7:10 pm

These are courtesy of Google's Bard AI

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Fri April 07, 2023 7:13 pm

JuanHamm wrote:Lenny strains and pushes
But the poop just won't come out
He's starting to cry.

I think that first line has too many syllables but I like the descriptive nature.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri April 07, 2023 7:19 pm

That was my favorite. I think haiku lengths can be variable but I'm not sure.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Fri April 07, 2023 7:27 pm

JuanHamm wrote:That was my favorite. I think haiku lengths can be variable but I'm not sure.

I'm trying to think back to elementary school when we learned about them.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri April 07, 2023 10:57 pm

had a boatload of movie popcorn, some mcnugz, now margarita. gonna be an interesting shit tomorrow. welcome to the weekend, bois

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri April 07, 2023 11:14 pm

96583UP wrote:had a boatload of movie popcorn, some mcnugz, now margarita. gonna be an interesting shit tomorrow. welcome to the weekend, bois

Aye aye captain

Post by **96583UP** » Sat April 08, 2023 12:32 pm

A+ log today

the system works

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat April 08, 2023 12:54 pm

530 am. slick as a whistle. up to watch the masters.

Post by **96583UP** » Sat April 08, 2023 1:04 pm

go tiger

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat April 08, 2023 2:36 pm

Big deposit this morning. All credit goes to the several IPAs I downed last night.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Sat April 08, 2023 3:02 pm

spike wrote:Big deposit this morning. All credit goes to the several IPAs I downed last night.

The IPAs finally gave you the courage to explore pegging?

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat April 08, 2023 3:27 pm

Second session in progress

Post by **96583UP** » Sat April 08, 2023 3:58 pm

praying 4 u

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat April 08, 2023 5:19 pm

I fear a regression coming. I am going to see my way out of this thread for the time being.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Sat April 08, 2023 5:40 pm

Lenny fears regression
But his bowels betray him so
He soils his big boy pants

Post by **96583UP** » Sat April 08, 2023 8:01 pm

i had a second session with triplets

not as high as quality as this morning but way above level for the last couple weeks

i think all the meat yesterday made a difference

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Sun April 09, 2023 3:55 pm

Three soft plops in bowl.
96583UP posts new threads.
The board is a mess.

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun April 09, 2023 8:42 pm

Had to hot foot it to the bathroom earlier to shit liquid. Have felt fine since.

Red Mosquito

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