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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 7:08 pm
by JuanHamm
Doug's log plops in bowl.
He sighs in relief and bliss.
A job well done.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 7:09 pm
by JuanHamm
Dad's in the bathroom,
He's been there for a long time.
I hope he's okay
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 7:10 pm
by JuanHamm
These are courtesy of Google's Bard AI
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 7:13 pm
by Coach
JuanHamm wrote:Lenny strains and pushes
But the poop just won't come out
He's starting to cry.
I think that first line has too many syllables but I like the descriptive nature.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 7:19 pm
by JuanHamm
That was my favorite. I think haiku lengths can be variable but I'm not sure.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 7:27 pm
by Coach
JuanHamm wrote:That was my favorite. I think haiku lengths can be variable but I'm not sure.
I'm trying to think back to elementary school when we learned about them.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 10:57 pm
by 96583UP
had a boatload of movie popcorn, some mcnugz, now margarita. gonna be an interesting shit tomorrow. welcome to the weekend, bois
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri April 07, 2023 11:14 pm
by JuanHamm
96583UP wrote:had a boatload of movie popcorn, some mcnugz, now margarita. gonna be an interesting shit tomorrow. welcome to the weekend, bois
Aye aye captain
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 12:32 pm
by 96583UP
A+ log today
the system works
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 12:54 pm
by doug rr
530 am. slick as a whistle. up to watch the masters.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 1:04 pm
by 96583UP
go tiger
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 2:36 pm
by spike
Big deposit this morning. All credit goes to the several IPAs I downed last night.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 3:02 pm
by JuanHamm
spike wrote:Big deposit this morning. All credit goes to the several IPAs I downed last night.
The IPAs finally gave you the courage to explore pegging?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 3:27 pm
by spike
Second session in progress
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 3:58 pm
by 96583UP
praying 4 u
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 5:19 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I fear a regression coming. I am going to see my way out of this thread for the time being.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 5:40 pm
by JuanHamm
Lenny fears regression
But his bowels betray him so
He soils his big boy pants
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 08, 2023 8:01 pm
by 96583UP
i had a second session with triplets
not as high as quality as this morning but way above level for the last couple weeks
i think all the meat yesterday made a difference
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun April 09, 2023 3:55 pm
by JuanHamm
Three soft plops in bowl.
96583UP posts new threads.
The board is a mess.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun April 09, 2023 8:42 pm
by spike
Had to hot foot it to the bathroom earlier to shit liquid. Have felt fine since.