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Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Thu August 08, 2024 9:23 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
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ST’s son

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Thu August 08, 2024 9:27 pm
by doug rr
I caught you a delicious bass

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Thu August 08, 2024 9:42 pm
by Chris_H_2
we also would've accepted "this tastes like the cow got into an onion patch."

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Thu August 08, 2024 10:54 pm
by spike
I feel your pain, ST. Known characters on foodstuffs can be as problematic as it can be helpful.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Thu August 08, 2024 11:00 pm
by Simple Torture
He also had an issue with Little Debbie muffins earlier this year when they changed their packaging. When we brought this up in an IEP meeting the team was floored because they suddenly realized why every student in the program has stopped bringing those for lunch.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Fri August 09, 2024 5:00 am
by spike

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Fri August 09, 2024 5:36 am
by knee tunes
spike wrote:
what, a decapitated dinosaur head?

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Sun August 18, 2024 3:09 pm
by Simple Torture
Realized we might be raising our daughter too well. A couple of kids in the neighborhood hit her with the old “You’re adopted!” stuff recently as an insult (she’s not adopted), but since we’ve always taught her that families come in all sorts of different shapes, she didn’t clap back with “Well at least I have a dad” to both of them. I’m proud of her but she’s got so much ammo that she doesn’t even know about.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Sun August 18, 2024 10:07 pm
by spike
My wife decided to pick up a box of 100 different craft activities, so that was most of our Sunday. :|

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Mon August 19, 2024 12:26 am
by bart
god I fuckin hate crafts

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Mon August 19, 2024 4:18 am
by spike
they're designed for little kid fingers, not big dumb man fingers. i can just feel the carpal tunnel coming on while trying to thread a shiny, frayed string through a hole the size of a grain of sand on a sparkly rainbow.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Mon August 19, 2024 4:24 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Mon August 19, 2024 4:34 am
by spike
wow funding weird jesus ads trag

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Mon August 19, 2024 10:56 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Mon August 19, 2024 11:08 am
by Simple Torture
They still not using barcodes?

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Fri September 06, 2024 12:46 am
by spike
My kid begs for her hair to be braided most mornings, so I took my first crack at it today. Decent attempt, I think I can get this down after a few more tries.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Fri September 06, 2024 12:49 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Fri September 06, 2024 1:20 am
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:Teach me
I just followed this. Makes sense to my man brain.


Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Fri September 06, 2024 1:51 am
by wease
Even with two girls, I never learned

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Fri September 06, 2024 2:05 am
by Simple Torture
My wife doesn’t even know how to braid; that is 100% an auntie job.