The crickets have made it into the walls. They are everywhere. Their song is endless.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri September 27, 2024 11:19 pm
by 96583UP
fuk
what would they eat inside the walls tho
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 28, 2024 12:12 am
by 96583UP
happy friday y'all
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 28, 2024 4:55 am
by spike
96583UP wrote:fuk
what would they eat inside the walls tho
Probably other insects
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 28, 2024 12:14 pm
by 96583UP
i blame obama
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat September 28, 2024 3:37 pm
by epilogue
wease wrote:Joe living his best life. All right
And then in the most recent episode of Only Murders in the Building there's a goddamn Maplethorpe reference!
Life is so weird.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Mon September 30, 2024 1:15 pm
by dimejinky99
right
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 11:30 am
by Peeps
I've failed my fellow gym goers
just finishing my treadmill and was going for the shower when i felt my tummy percolate. cool...ill hit the bathroom in the mens locker room. first stall is taken so i leave the next empty and enter the handicapped stall. after locking the door i turn and notice there is a large amount of TP floating. i flush it and it all doesn't go down. i immediately think whelp cant shit hear it will overflow. so i exit and to go to the empty stall but lo and behold someone enters it. not a full on panic but i turn back around and give the toilet in the handicap stall another flush. no movement.
so i trek back upstairs to the treadmill area and there are two all gender bathrooms. i launched the most putrid shat. although no contract is signed these are generally only used for pee'rs of both sexes (least in my mind they are). I feel like tomorrow everyone is going to give me the evil eye
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 1:25 pm
by Bammer
All gender stalls are only for peeing? WTF. I’ll shit there all day long. Get over yourself.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 4:32 pm
by wease
Except for the get over yourself part, I’m with bammer.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 4:39 pm
by Peeps
wease wrote:Except for the get over yourself part, I’m with bammer.
it isnt like there are only two bathrooms upstairs and that is is. there are bathrooms in each locker room too. i just try not to (and assume others) let rip some horrific swamp seaweed like shit in a shared gender bathroom out of respect for the fairer sex at the gym
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 5:21 pm
by Bammer
Peeps wrote:
wease wrote:Except for the get over yourself part, I’m with bammer.
it isnt like there are only two bathrooms upstairs and that is is. there are bathrooms in each locker room too. i just try not to (and assume others) let rip some horrific swamp seaweed like shit in a shared gender bathroom out of respect for the fairer sex at the gym
So we can agree it should be called a two gender bathroom and not all gender. Roger that.
Also noted that girls don’t poop.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 5:56 pm
by Peeps
Bammer wrote:
Peeps wrote:
wease wrote:Except for the get over yourself part, I’m with bammer.
it isnt like there are only two bathrooms upstairs and that is is. there are bathrooms in each locker room too. i just try not to (and assume others) let rip some horrific swamp seaweed like shit in a shared gender bathroom out of respect for the fairer sex at the gym
So we can agree it should be called a two gender bathroom and not all gender. Roger that.
Also noted that girls don’t poop.
wtf are you going on about not all gender
there are two bathrooms up stairs that are all gender
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 7:54 pm
by doug rr
went grocery shopping and got a fancy haircut
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 7:58 pm
by epilogue
I respect where you're coming from, Peeps. But bathrooms are for all bathroom functions. Don't feel badly about it. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Bathrooms shouldn't be gendered. It's fucking stupid. And anyone should be able to use that bathroom for whatever human needs they have that the time.
Don't overthink it. You're good.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 7:58 pm
by epilogue
doug rr wrote:went grocery shopping and got a fancy haircut
Grocery stores in Canada provide haircuts?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 8:00 pm
by doug rr
epilogue wrote:
doug rr wrote:went grocery shopping and got a fancy haircut
Grocery stores in Canada provide haircuts?
not there yet..in Seattle but going back to LA on Sunday for a month...somebody shoot me
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 8:01 pm
by epilogue
doug rr wrote:
epilogue wrote:
doug rr wrote:went grocery shopping and got a fancy haircut
Grocery stores in Canada provide haircuts?
not there yet..in Seattle but going back to LA on Sunday for a month...somebody shoot me
I can't keep up with your travels, doug
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue October 01, 2024 8:02 pm
by doug rr
epilogue wrote:
doug rr wrote:
epilogue wrote:
doug rr wrote:went grocery shopping and got a fancy haircut
Grocery stores in Canada provide haircuts?
not there yet..in Seattle but going back to LA on Sunday for a month...somebody shoot me
I can't keep up with your travels, doug
I cant either, Joe..I have a bag packed at all times..I just want to stay home and watch football for 4 months