Red Mosquito

Is it possible that Emperor Palpatine purposefully left a little semen on Luke's saber handle, so that when Luke went back to Endor for the celebration he could grab a piece of fruit out of a bowl, leaving trace amounts of the emperor's fluids from his robohand on the nearby space-apples, and then Han could then get some on HIS fingers when he reached for a galactic pear (after realizing that oh shit he's a bit too drunk so uh yeah time to eat), and then later on he could get some of that sperm on his own unit when aiming his pee at 3PO off the edge of a tree bridge, and then later he could drunkenly spend the night with Leia, and she could then be made pregnant by Palpatine's seed (which was armed to defend itself against Han's of course), and then Han could have acted the proud papa at first but secretly suspected a different parentage after a while and that's why he left, and Ben is actually Palpatine's (who thinks of him as Nate, after his own father, and wishes his son would nut up) and everything is STILL proceeding exactly as he's foreseen, and thank goodness all this worked out or otherwise his orders were to pull the 'Galaxy Destroyer' lever, which would have sucked for everyone, and he acts tough about the whole thing but secretly he thinks to himself 'man...better nate than lever?'

Anyway, that's my theory.

the math checks out

Padme or Leia?

Padme for me.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

haha, that one is awesome

tommymtcom wrote:Padme or Leia?

Padme for me.

Padme by 12 parsecs.

Kaius wrote:

tommymtcom wrote:Padme or Leia?

Padme for me.

Padme by 12 parsecs.

*12 p

Strat wrote:

Strat you're better than that. It's been debunked to pieces both in the novel of the film and basically as a dumb idea.

we all know snoke is gollum anyway

dimejinky99 wrote:

Strat wrote:

Strat you're better than that. It's been debunked to pieces both in the novel of the film and basically as a dumb idea.

I just liked the picture. I didnt think it was an idea at all.

My wife and I were talking about that too. She asked if it was possible for the "big weird bad guy" to be Darth Vader somehow. I told her all the reasons why I didn't think so. But then suggested that there would be a cool way to do a sort of Harry Potter/horcrux. Maybe, in death, Vader split into a light-side ghost/entity and a dark-side ghost/entity.

She seemed to kinda love that idea on its face but admitted it would have to be handled just right.

durdencommatyler wrote:She seemed to kinda love that idea on its face but admitted it would have to be handled just right.

I'm glad she admitted that.

Strat wrote:

Darth White Orc

durdencommatyler wrote:My wife and I were talking about that too. She asked if it was possible for the "big weird bad guy" to be Darth Vader somehow. I told her all the reasons why I didn't think so. But then suggested that there would be a cool way to do a sort of Harry Potter/horcrux. Maybe, in death, Vader split into a light-side ghost/entity and a dark-side ghost/entity.

This post pretty much sums up a late winter Sunday afternoon in the Barr household when we've watched so much ABC Family we don't know if we are watching Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.

durdencommatyler wrote:Alright, so I know many here don't get off on speculation, and I apologize to those folks. But getting back to the Rey is a Kenobi idea...

Is it plausible that Obi Wan had an affair with Padme? There was always a little sexual tension there. Is it at all possible that Rey is descended from that affair? Or is that just way too cracked out?

Could Padme have hidden a secret child birth from Anakin?

Or is it possible that Padme actually lived and went into hiding with Obi Wan?

you should watch the Auralnauts redubs of the movies

Snoke was confirmed as.

Spoiler: show

a new character. Not Plagious, Palp or Vader.

CopperTom wrote:Snoke was confirmed as.

Spoiler: show

a new character. Not Plagious, Palp or Vader.

LINK?????!