The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:10 pm

Coach wrote:hey fellas, just an fyi that some poop talk just started up in all of the places....the US National Parks thread. Go figure.

civic duty calls...

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:10 pm

Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
dad wrote:
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
dad wrote:speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.
I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.
You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.
can't wait.
I did read there are different levels of sedation to choose from so I will go with a low or moderate one
I’ll go for the max. Don’t wanna wake up while someone’s scraping my colon.
I just want them to numb me down there and let me stay awake

No you don’t.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:13 pm

spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
dad wrote:
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
dad wrote:speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.
I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.
You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.
can't wait.
I did read there are different levels of sedation to choose from so I will go with a low or moderate one
I’ll go for the max. Don’t wanna wake up while someone’s scraping my colon.
I just want them to numb me down there and let me stay awake
No you don’t.

If I can't feel anything why do I need to go through further complication of getting knocked out and not remembering anything? Just give me a valium and pain meds (shots?).

I'm not embarrassed to have things go up there...my doc puts a glove on and inserts his pudgy finger and I am awake for that.

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:14 pm

man, tomorrow is going to suck. no oatmeal. liquid diet begins at 0700.

goddamnit.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:18 pm

The poop thread shall be your sanctuary. We will cheer you on.

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:21 pm

thanks, man.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:25 pm

Dad, you're brave and strong
You'll get through this colonoscopy
We're all here for you

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:26 pm

JuanHamm wrote:Dad, you're brave and strong
You'll get through this colonoscopy
We're all here for you

that's very touching, tom. thank you.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 10, 2023 3:32 pm

dad wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Dad, you're brave and strong
You'll get through this colonoscopy
We're all here for you
that's very touching, tom. thank you.

gave me all the poop feels

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon April 10, 2023 7:38 pm

with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

Chris_H_2 · Post by **Chris_H_2** » Mon April 10, 2023 7:44 pm

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

funny, i would've pegged you and the wife for weirdos that poop in front of each other.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 10, 2023 7:46 pm

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

there's nothing like having the entire house to yourself. You are king of your own personal throne all week long.

Once she leaves, you should give it a nice clean, so it's really just you and all your glorious butt hairs and juice skin on that sweet porcelain lip.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon April 10, 2023 7:47 pm

Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy
funny, i would've pegged you and the wife for weirdos that poop in front of each other.

we pee in front of each other but thats it

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon April 10, 2023 7:50 pm

doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy
funny, i would've pegged you and the wife for weirdos that poop in front of each other.
we pee in front of each other but thats it

I think it's time to take your relationship to the next level.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon April 10, 2023 7:53 pm

JuanHamm wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy
funny, i would've pegged you and the wife for weirdos that poop in front of each other.
we pee in front of each other but thats it
I think it's time to take your relationship to the next level.

like peeing in front of our house painter or electrician?

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon April 10, 2023 7:53 pm

Coach wrote:
doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy
there's nothing like having the entire house to yourself. You are king of your own personal throne all week long.

Once she leaves, you should give it a nice clean, so it's really just you and all your glorious butt hairs and juice skin on that sweet porcelain lip.

what the fuck is juice skin?

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 10, 2023 7:54 pm

spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy
there's nothing like having the entire house to yourself. You are king of your own personal throne all week long.

Once she leaves, you should give it a nice clean, so it's really just you and all your glorious butt hairs and juice skin on that sweet porcelain lip.
what the fuck is juice skin?

Oh just a little term I made up while writing that post. It's the sweat and oil that rubs off the skin and pubic hair onto the toilet seat.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon April 10, 2023 8:23 pm

you are truly free in this thread, coach

it's inspiring to watch

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 10, 2023 8:30 pm

spike wrote:you are truly free in this thread, coach

it's inspiring to watch

Thanks, that actually means a lot.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon April 10, 2023 8:35 pm

it's also often disturbing and unhinged, which serves as a pertinent reminder that we should not live without guidelines and rules.

Red Mosquito

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