Red Mosquito

Coach wrote:hey fellas, just an fyi that some poop talk just started up in all of the places....the US National Parks thread. Go figure.

civic duty calls...

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.

can't wait.

I did read there are different levels of sedation to choose from so I will go with a low or moderate one

I’ll go for the max. Don’t wanna wake up while someone’s scraping my colon.

I just want them to numb me down there and let me stay awake

No you don’t.

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.

can't wait.

I did read there are different levels of sedation to choose from so I will go with a low or moderate one

I’ll go for the max. Don’t wanna wake up while someone’s scraping my colon.

I just want them to numb me down there and let me stay awake

No you don’t.

If I can't feel anything why do I need to go through further complication of getting knocked out and not remembering anything? Just give me a valium and pain meds (shots?).

I'm not embarrassed to have things go up there...my doc puts a glove on and inserts his pudgy finger and I am awake for that.

man, tomorrow is going to suck. no oatmeal. liquid diet begins at 0700.

goddamnit.

The poop thread shall be your sanctuary. We will cheer you on.

thanks, man.

Dad, you're brave and strong
You'll get through this colonoscopy
We're all here for you

JuanHamm wrote:Dad, you're brave and strong
You'll get through this colonoscopy
We're all here for you

that's very touching, tom. thank you.

dad wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:Dad, you're brave and strong
You'll get through this colonoscopy
We're all here for you

that's very touching, tom. thank you.

gave me all the poop feels

with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

funny, i would've pegged you and the wife for weirdos that poop in front of each other.

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

there's nothing like having the entire house to yourself. You are king of your own personal throne all week long.

Once she leaves, you should give it a nice clean, so it's really just you and all your glorious butt hairs and juice skin on that sweet porcelain lip.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

funny, i would've pegged you and the wife for weirdos that poop in front of each other.

we pee in front of each other but thats it

doug rr wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

funny, i would've pegged you and the wife for weirdos that poop in front of each other.

we pee in front of each other but thats it

I think it's time to take your relationship to the next level.

JuanHamm wrote:

doug rr wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

funny, i would've pegged you and the wife for weirdos that poop in front of each other.

we pee in front of each other but thats it

I think it's time to take your relationship to the next level.

like peeing in front of our house painter or electrician?

Coach wrote:

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

there's nothing like having the entire house to yourself. You are king of your own personal throne all week long.

Once she leaves, you should give it a nice clean, so it's really just you and all your glorious butt hairs and juice skin on that sweet porcelain lip.

what the fuck is juice skin?

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

doug rr wrote:with my wife gone this week it means I get to poop with door open..its one of those little freedoms I enjoy

there's nothing like having the entire house to yourself. You are king of your own personal throne all week long.

Once she leaves, you should give it a nice clean, so it's really just you and all your glorious butt hairs and juice skin on that sweet porcelain lip.

what the fuck is juice skin?

Oh just a little term I made up while writing that post. It's the sweat and oil that rubs off the skin and pubic hair onto the toilet seat.

you are truly free in this thread, coach

it's inspiring to watch

spike wrote:you are truly free in this thread, coach

it's inspiring to watch

Thanks, that actually means a lot.

it's also often disturbing and unhinged, which serves as a pertinent reminder that we should not live without guidelines and rules.