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[Bammer]

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Jared from Subway

[Rangi Guy]

Darwinism
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/7 ... r-is-eaten

An American man who was warned not to swim with the alligators learned his lesson the hard way.

Tommie Woodward, 28, arrived at the Orange County marina on Thursday night boasting of his plans to jump into the bayou. He ignored a sign which read "No swimming, alligators" and leapt in yelling "f... that alligator."

But he quickly wanted out after being immediately attacked by a massive reptile.

[LoathedVermin72]

Ha.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/22/travel/ye ... ?sr=cnnifb

[Strat]

Ha.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/22/travel/ye ... ?sr=cnnifb

LOL people are dumb

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ha.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/22/travel/ye ... ?sr=cnnifb

I really want the apocalypse to come. How stupid do you have to be to "think it is ok" to turn your back 6 yards away from a bison. Anything that is bigger than me, faster than me, or has sharper nails and teeth than me I don't actively seek out getting close to. I swear the whole "selfie revolution" is what is going to cripple humanity.

Reading that article has just ruined my day and really angered me. Thanks LV.

[LoathedVermin72]

Ha.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/22/travel/ye ... ?sr=cnnifb

I really want the apocalypse to come. How stupid do you have to be to "think it is ok" to turn your back 6 yards away from a bison. Anything that is bigger than me, faster than me, or has sharper nails and teeth than me I don't actively seek out getting close to. I swear the whole "selfie revolution" is what is going to cripple humanity.

Reading that article has just ruined my day and really angered me. Thanks LV.

The lady got her comeuppance, though. Surely that must make you feel better?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ha.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/22/travel/ye ... ?sr=cnnifb

I really want the apocalypse to come. How stupid do you have to be to "think it is ok" to turn your back 6 yards away from a bison. Anything that is bigger than me, faster than me, or has sharper nails and teeth than me I don't actively seek out getting close to. I swear the whole "selfie revolution" is what is going to cripple humanity.

Reading that article has just ruined my day and really angered me. Thanks LV.

The lady got her comeuppance, though. Surely that must make you feel better?

Yes, but the fact that people are that stupid is just... frightening.

[Simple Torture]

So, chud: is that a family member in the new Gardner videos?

[Norah]

Huh?

[Jorge]

ANSWER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Norah]

I don't know what he's talking about.

[Jorge]

Answer his fucking question, Chud. Right now.

[Kaius]

He's guilty. And high.

[Norah]

I need an adult.

[Simple Torture]

Sorry, everyone: http://www.turnto10.com/story/29725748/ ... t-released

[Norah]

Sorry, everyone: http://www.turnto10.com/story/29725748/ ... t-released

How did I miss this? I'll watch it after the debate.

[Norah]

Actually I'll watch it after the Daily Show.

[nyquillyn]

This is fucking ridiculous. You hike in Grizzly territory, you know the risk. He was off-trail and alone. This bear should not be euthanized.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/08/us/yellow ... index.html

[Biff Pocoroba]

Uncomfortable headline on Yahoo! scroll:

"Kylie Jenner is sexier than ever at 18"

[BurtReynolds]

heh

Shitty week for the EPA.