Red Mosquito

Bammer wrote:

bada wrote:

Bammer wrote:

B wrote:

Ok now you have my attention

What if it turns out covid adds an extra inch?

Y’know I am pretty sure I had covid very early on and that might explain some things...

you can’t get it up?

Take it to the WebMD thread, Bammer. I'm sure we can fix your erectile disfunction.

B wrote:Take it to the WebMD thread, Bammer. I'm sure we can fix your erectile disfunction.

Good point. We’re still struggling to overcome electile disfunction in here

Tee’d that up because Spike and B really needed a win

look at you swinging that now 2 incher around!

spike wrote:look at you swinging that now 2 incher around!

your birthing person likes it that wide

spike wrote:look at you swinging that now 2 incher around!

Speaking of swinging, you’ll find a suitable home for your swinging-and-missing brand of attempted humor in the Sam Bee thread

Maybe incentives matter?

Doomers will still wear them

I'm gonna feel like I'm walking around naked.

bada wrote:I'm gonna feel like I'm walking around naked.

F that I’m having a mask burning party like I was a Cavs fan with a Bron jersey in 2008.

They'll be back in the fall.

You gotta get the shirt so no one gives you shit.

https://www.bonfire.com/vaccinated-11/? ... afe5b15f71

I was reliably told by some very wise folks that "the government does not have a long history of giving back power to the people once it has been leveraged away," and am now confused.

McParadigm wrote:I was reliably told by some very wise folks that "the government does not have a long history of giving back power to the people once it has been leveraged away," and am now confused.

Yeah bro how will I cuck myself now? Very dark days.

bada wrote:I'm gonna feel like I'm walking around naked.

I’ll be glad to be rid of them... eventually. But yea, I got used to everyone having masks on, and it kind of made all of us look weird for a year. And I kind of enjoyed that to be honest. It was kind of disarming.

Rob wrote:

bada wrote:I'm gonna feel like I'm walking around naked.

I’ll be glad to be rid of them... eventually. But yea, I got used to everyone having masks on, and it kind of made all of us look weird for a year. And I kind of enjoyed that to be honest. It was kind of disarming.

I liked knowing if I missed a stray nose hair no one would see.

bada wrote:

Rob wrote:

bada wrote:I'm gonna feel like I'm walking around naked.

I’ll be glad to be rid of them... eventually. But yea, I got used to everyone having masks on, and it kind of made all of us look weird for a year. And I kind of enjoyed that to be honest. It was kind of disarming.

I liked knowing if I missed a stray nose hair no one would see.

how long do yours get?

dad wrote:

bada wrote:

Rob wrote:

bada wrote:I'm gonna feel like I'm walking around naked.

I’ll be glad to be rid of them... eventually. But yea, I got used to everyone having masks on, and it kind of made all of us look weird for a year. And I kind of enjoyed that to be honest. It was kind of disarming.

I liked knowing if I missed a stray nose hair no one would see.

how long do yours get?

I cut them obsessively three times a week but you never know! If I wasn't all over them it'd be a horror show.

bada wrote:

dad wrote:

bada wrote:

Rob wrote:

bada wrote:I'm gonna feel like I'm walking around naked.

I’ll be glad to be rid of them... eventually. But yea, I got used to everyone having masks on, and it kind of made all of us look weird for a year. And I kind of enjoyed that to be honest. It was kind of disarming.

I liked knowing if I missed a stray nose hair no one would see.

how long do yours get?

I cut them obsessively three times a week but you never know! If I wasn't all over them it'd be a horror show.

Gross. Ok you can keep yours. I won’t dick punch you.