The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[epilogue]

Key and Peele are kinda funny.

This is a pretty good description of them.

I've never watched their show. But based on the stuff I've seen of them separately... yes.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

GETTING REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT WARCRAFT

[Simple Torture]

GETTING REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT WARCRAFT

My wife and I saw that commercial, too, and she said: "I fucking hate Avatar."

[lennytheweedwhacker]

GETTING REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT WARCRAFT

My wife and I saw that commercial, too, and she said: "I fucking hate Avatar."

your wife seems pretty cool...what's her situation?

[Simple Torture]

GETTING REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT WARCRAFT

My wife and I saw that commercial, too, and she said: "I fucking hate Avatar."

your wife seems pretty cool...what's her situation?

Looking for a replacement every day. The guy at the supermarket deli hits on her every week, though, so it'll be an upward climb for you, lenny.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

GETTING REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT WARCRAFT

My wife and I saw that commercial, too, and she said: "I fucking hate Avatar."

your wife seems pretty cool...what's her situation?

Looking for a replacement every day. The guy at the supermarket deli hits on her every week, though, so it'll be an upward climb for you, lenny.

um, hr > deli

[Simple Torture]

GETTING REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT WARCRAFT

My wife and I saw that commercial, too, and she said: "I fucking hate Avatar."

your wife seems pretty cool...what's her situation?

Looking for a replacement every day. The guy at the supermarket deli hits on her every week, though, so it'll be an upward climb for you, lenny.

um, hr > deli

She likes the way he cuts the cheese, though.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

GETTING REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT WARCRAFT

My wife and I saw that commercial, too, and she said: "I fucking hate Avatar."

your wife seems pretty cool...what's her situation?

Looking for a replacement every day. The guy at the supermarket deli hits on her every week, though, so it'll be an upward climb for you, lenny.

um, hr > deli

She likes the way he cuts the cheese, though.

does he cut it slowly and silently, or with great power and flair?

[Simple Torture]

He cuts it thin.

[Rangi Guy]

What We Do In The Shadows spin-off coming - 'We're Wolves'

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/fi ... ws-spinoff

[E.H. Ruddock]

LV, have you heard of the movie that was supposed to be out in 2014 called Invertigo?

I just read about it but this is all I could find:

Invertigo is an upcoming science-fiction thriller movie directed by D.J. Caruso (who helmed I Am Number Four and Eagle Eye) for Sony Pictures. The film is based on a script written by Ehren Kruger and Bradley Cramp. The story involves gravity being inverted and threatening to destroy our dear planet. The release date of Invertigo is set for March 7, 2014. Here's the official plot synopsis:

Plot:
"A long lost NASA space probe mysterious crash lands in New York City, apparently under the influence of a 'dark energy' force that drives the universe's expansion. But the scientific curiosity soon becomes a disaster of cataclysmic proportions as Earth's own gravity is disrupted and eventually reversed, causing skyscrapers and bridges to be ripped from the ground and rivers to rain from the sky. A team led by the Office of Emergency Management supervisor is forced to mount a desperate mission into upside-down Manhattan to avert the entire planet's destruction."

The premise of the film, with its inverted gravity, sounds kind of farfetched. But the concept will for sure make for great entertainment, so let's not bicker over things as trivial as the law of physics!

[LoathedVermin72]

I have not heard of that.

[nyquillyn]

Great. Rapace was the only good thing about Prometheus.

Alien: Covenant - Noomi Rapace will not return as Elizabeth Shaw

http://www.empireonline.com/movies/alie ... beth-shaw/

[E.H. Ruddock]

Great. Rapace was the only good thing about Prometheus.

Alien: Covenant - Noomi Rapace will not return as Elizabeth Shaw

http://www.empireonline.com/movies/alie ... beth-shaw/

wtf

[E.H. Ruddock]

wait, is that for the Alien sequel or wasn't there also a Prometheus sequel? I'm confused.

[LoathedVermin72]

Wasn't Rapace's character the one who stayed behind? Or left? Or whatever? I forget. In any case, I seem to remember the way it ended meant it wouldn't make sense for her to return. Unless I'm mixing up who did what at the end.

[LoathedVermin72]

wait, is that for the Alien sequel or wasn't there also a Prometheus sequel? I'm confused.

It's both. It's bridging the movies.

[epilogue]

wait, is that for the Alien sequel or wasn't there also a Prometheus sequel? I'm confused.

It's both. It's bridging the movies.

Yes.

Prometheus is an Alien prequel. Alien: Covenant will be a Prometheus sequel as well as an Alien prequel.

[Rangi Guy]

Wasn't Rapace's character the one who stayed behind? Or left? Or whatever? I forget. In any case, I seem to remember the way it ended meant it wouldn't make sense for her to return. Unless I'm mixing up who did what at the end.

I thought she took off after the Engineer at the end of the film

[epilogue]

Wasn't Rapace's character the one who stayed behind? Or left? Or whatever? I forget. In any case, I seem to remember the way it ended meant it wouldn't make sense for her to return. Unless I'm mixing up who did what at the end.

I thought she took off after the Engineer at the end of the film

That sounds right.