Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

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The ancient fear? So some ancient mitichlorian virus will probably take over people and turn them into Sith. So Last Days on Mars meets Prometheus, cool.
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McParadigm wrote:
CopperTom wrote:The new Star Wars Episode VII movie is expected to be called The Ancient Fear.
So they actually found a title that's just as lazy stupid as Into Darkness.

If only they'd give a sufficiently clever title to this series of films about wars that take place in the stars
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stip wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
CopperTom wrote:The new Star Wars Episode VII movie is expected to be called The Ancient Fear.
So they actually found a title that's just as lazy stupid as Into Darkness.

If only they'd give a sufficiently clever title to this series of films about wars that take place in the stars
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The Empire Strikes Back is a goofy title. thus, they should all be equally goofy.
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Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.
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VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.
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VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.
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VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.
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VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.
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VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.
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Star Wars: Uh oh, Here We Go Again!
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:Star Wars: Here We Go Again and Back Again
Later retitled to "The Battle of the Revenge of the Five Armies of Darkness," which turns out to be the greatest title a Star Wars movie ever has.
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Star Wars: War of the Stars
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