Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

[Cleverman]

I wanna shoot my bolt.

I was gonna post "time for / ejaculation" but this is better

[bodysnatcher]

Lightning Bolt: I wanna dip my balls in it.

If all the Pearl Jam albums were bowls full of some kind of liquid, which would you dip your balls in?

Riot Act seems like it'd be nice warm melted chocolate sauce

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Lightning Bolt: I wanna dip my balls in it.

If all the Pearl Jam albums were bowls full of some kind of liquid, which would you dip your balls in?

Boy, that's an entire thread right there.

Don't forget the thread to rank them all.

[Tj]

First let me start by saying I like Let The Records Play alot. I hope every one got the leak I pm'd this morning.
I really wish Pj could go into a hall a church a gym whatever stand in a circle play their shit, and make a rock and roll record in a couple days. Fast food, whisky, drugs and a couple of techs a sound guy,and some loose women. What would be wrong with that. It worked for Great White right.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Lightning Bolt: I wanna dip my balls in it.

If all the Pearl Jam albums were bowls full of some kind of liquid, which would you dip your balls in?

Riot Act seems like it'd be nice warm melted chocolate sauce

An Avocado would be razor blades and hot pepper sauce.

[Django Butterworth]

I'm having a ball dipping tournament, WHO WANTS A SHOT AT THE TITLE?

[Thenews15]

Is it me or does B'OB seem like a dick!!! Like saying if they want to get creative, they call him...that's a sutle shot at the other producers they've used. This is the first time hearing him talk and he's coming across like a douche. This album really does seem like it's his baby. If they make another record, which I doubt, they need a new guy, someone to make them uncomfortable again. I like them living together in a house, try that for 2 weeks at a time. That won't take away from family time. Oh well.

[harmless]

Lightning Bolt: I wanna dip my balls in it.

If all the Pearl Jam albums were bowls full of some kind of liquid, which would you dip your balls in?

Riot Act seems like it'd be nice warm melted chocolate sauce

An Avocado would be razor blades and hot pepper sauce.

Vitalogy would be liquid calcium.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

First let me start by saying I like Let The Records Play alot. I hope every one got the leak I pm'd this morning.
I really wish Pj could go into a hall a church a gym whatever stand in a circle play their shit, and make a rock and roll record in a couple days. Fast food, whisky, drugs and a couple of techs a sound guy,and some loose women. What would be wrong with that. It worked for Great White right.

You're fishing for something, man. I don't know what it is, but be careful.

[Django Butterworth]

Lightning Bolt: COME AT ME BRO.

[harmless]

A gym

[harmless]

This place is being overrun by trolls.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Lightning Bolt: I wanna dip my balls in it.

If all the Pearl Jam albums were bowls full of some kind of liquid, which would you dip your balls in?

Riot Act seems like it'd be nice warm melted chocolate sauce

An Avocado would be razor blades and hot pepper sauce.

Vitalogy would be liquid calcium.

Backspacer would be molasses and liquid disappointment.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

This place is being overrun by trolls.

Yeah, I noticed a few new ones overnight. Hopefully they'll soon get bored and go play with themselves.

[harmless]

The Pit has just read this BO'B interview and are finally waking up, it seems. I just read this:

"i do know, that BoB has had A LOT to do with many records outside of pearl jam that he has worked on. for example, playing all the guitar solo's, and most of the bass parts on the Black Crows record he did. However i dont see PJ letting him get quite that involved. but he plays the keys parts.. so.... who knows."

Is this true, about the Black Keys? One of them should've keyed his fucking car.

No, I mean Crows... not Keys.

[Tj]

Lightning Bolt: I wanna dip my balls in it.

If all the Pearl Jam albums were bowls full of some kind of liquid, which would you dip your balls in?

Boy, that's an entire thread right there.

Don't forget the thread to rank them all.

Ten would be like warm poop it would feel okay but stink
Vs would be like hair gel would feel good but become uncomfortable
Vitalogy would be like black bean soup
No Code Stone soup
Yield ya warm butter
Riot Act Cola

S/t axl grease
Backspace turtle piss
and the clear winner Binaurel tang

[bodysnatcher]

guys, let's equate every PJ album with an alcoholic beverage

[Tj]

guys, let's equate every PJ album with an alcoholic beverage

I like the idea of medical procedures better

[Sgt. Crackpot]

The Pit has just read this BO'B interview and are finally waking up, it seems. I just read this:

"i do know, that BoB has had A LOT to do with many records outside of pearl jam that he has worked on. for example, playing all the guitar solo's, and most of the bass parts on the Black Crows record he did. However i dont see PJ letting him get quite that involved. but he plays the keys parts.. so.... who knows."

Is this true, about the Black Keys? One of them should've keyed his fucking car.

No, I mean Crows... not Keys.

He's credited for the following albums:
1990: Shake Your Money Maker - The Black Crowes (Engineer, "A potpourri of instruments")
1992: The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion - The Black Crowes (Engineer)

His wiki article also states:

His studio career was propelled by the success of the first Black Crowes album, Shake Your Money Maker, on which he played guitar and bass and engineered.

[harmless]

The Pit has just read this BO'B interview and are finally waking up, it seems. I just read this:

"i do know, that BoB has had A LOT to do with many records outside of pearl jam that he has worked on. for example, playing all the guitar solo's, and most of the bass parts on the Black Crows record he did. However i dont see PJ letting him get quite that involved. but he plays the keys parts.. so.... who knows."

Is this true, about the Black Keys? One of them should've keyed his fucking car.

No, I mean Crows... not Keys.

He's credited for the following albums:
1990: Shake Your Money Maker - The Black Crowes (Engineer, "A potpourri of instruments")
1992: The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion - The Black Crowes (Engineer)

His wiki article also states:

His studio career was propelled by the success of the first Black Crowes album, Shake Your Money Maker, on which he played guitar and bass and engineered.

So he's always been doing this.