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Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Fri September 06, 2013 2:48 am
by Norah
Was it a nice hat?
Oh yeah.
Oh my God!
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Wed September 11, 2013 12:17 pm
by Fortuna
- Although the kilt was only for day to day wear, in battle we'd wear the full ballgown with sequins! The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury!
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Thu September 12, 2013 5:02 am
by gardenparty
Homer: two hours!?! Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold right over there
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun September 22, 2013 9:32 am
by Norah
Hello chief let's talk why not?
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:05 am
by Norah
It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:07 am
by Norah
No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:10 am
by doug rr
“You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:11 am
by Norah
When I say hello Mr Thompson and press down on your foot you smile and nod.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:14 am
by Norah
I'm cold and there are wolves after me!
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:14 am
by Norah
Not the elephants!
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:17 am
by Norah
I shall send you to heaven...before I send you to hell!
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:18 am
by Norah
It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel!
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:24 am
by EJ
Chud's on a roll right now.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:24 am
by Norah
I'm going...outside...to...stalk...Lenny and Carl...
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:26 am
by Norah
That was a real nice secret organization we had once.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:35 am
by EJ
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:47 am
by Norah
Eh, spray the boy.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:54 am
by Norah
Don't understand lemonade myself. Not my forte.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 12:58 am
by Norah
Since I achieved all of my goals as President in one term there was no need for a second.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:00 am
by Norah
I got spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non consecutive occasions!