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Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 6:40 pm
by epilogue
--- wrote:i missed something, what did the durdencommatyler account do?
I chronicalled all in the Admit Something thread in GD. The short version is that I lost my shit on this poor innocent delivery guy and behaved like a giant asshole and I feel awful about it. It was super gross.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 6:47 pm
by ---
did we ever get any more information on this revelation
durdencommatyler wrote:I'd be lying if I said that something equally as awful hadn't happened before
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 7:30 pm
by Jorge
Ooooo I know what he did in the equally awful thing. I know that one.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 7:46 pm
by washing machine
Go on...
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:05 pm
by epilogue
I feel like I went over all of this back in both my original RM Interview thread and then again in my voice interview with Jorge.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:20 pm
by washing machine
I stopped listening to Jorge’s interviews when I noticed that my RM account is never talked about or mentioned in the lightning rounds.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:28 pm
by Jorge
durdencommatyler wrote:I feel like I went over all of this back in both my original RM Interview thread and then again in my voice interview with Jorge.
I cut the incident in question from the final interview because it was pretty bad
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:31 pm
by BurtReynolds
I'm telling you, man, you can't keep all this rage pent up forever.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:34 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:35 pm
by BurtReynolds
Television isn't close enough?
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:36 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:42 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Jesus some people really want to tarnish Joe's name, huh?
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:43 pm
by Jorge
Just then, DURDENCOMMATYLER ARRIVES ON A SMALL MOTORBIKE. Getting off, he looks around the city.
DURDENCOMMATYLER
So, this all seems horrible.
BLACK WIDOW
I've seen worse.
DURDENCOMMATYLER
Sorry.
BLACK WIDOW
No. We could use a little worse.
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Stark? We got him.
IRON MAN (V.O.)
Durdencommatyler?
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Just like you said.
INSIDE THE SUIT
TONY
Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringing
the party to you.
IRON MAN comes out from behind a building. The FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN follows, impatiently.
EXT. BRIDGE STREET DAY
The rest of the AVENGERS look up, getting ready and standing still.
BLACK WIDOW
I... I don't see how that's a party...
IRON MAN swoops down the street. The FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN also swoops down, BARRELING down the street like a FREIGHT TRAIN that keeps building and building its intensity.DURDENCOMMATYLER looks behind. Cap looks at him. DURDENCOMMATYLER begins to walk towards the monster.
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Dr. Durdencommatyler. Now might be a really good
time for you to get angry.
DURDENCOMMATYLER
That's my secret, Captain. I'm always
angry.
DURDENCOMMATYLER's body starts to swell and stretch and harden. As the FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN rushes towards him, DURDENCOMMATYLER turns towards him and delivers a hellish roar.
DURDENCOMMATYLER
NYERRR DUERRR NYURRRR DYURRRR!!!!
STUNNED, THE FOREIGN DELIVER MAN FLIPS OVER A 360.
FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN
*foreign sounding nonsense*
DURDENCOMMATYLER pretends not to hear the creature, who starts weeping in agony and humiliation.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:45 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:47 pm
by BurtReynolds
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:49 pm
by Strat
Poor joey
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:52 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:53 pm
by Strat
We need a new thread
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:14 pm
by epilogue
theplatypus wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:I feel like I went over all of this back in both my original RM Interview thread and then again in my voice interview with Jorge.
I cut the incident in question from the final interview because it was pretty bad
Oh really? I didn't remember that.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:37 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
