Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)

[epilogue]

that was a veryyy long post joe..i cant read all of it.

I know.

[Jorge]

So it was a joke but also based on a true story and not a joke?!?

[epilogue]

So it was a joke but also based on a true story and not a joke?!?

sigh...

[epilogue]

Yes.

[@SkitchP]

But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.

You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.

Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.

Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.

Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.

Thank you for doing your due diligence. Thoroughness is important.

I hope you had time to enjoy the wet spot.

It's not the Applebee's on Haggerty but it's a nice spot nonetheless.

What a fun call back joey

Thanks friend. I'm glad you appreciated it. I feel like you were one of only three RMers who might.

So i just searched it to see the context I made the original joke in and... I had absolutely no idea it had become somewhat of an RM meme and im oddly proud.

[epilogue]

But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.

You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.

Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.

Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.

Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.

Thank you for doing your due diligence. Thoroughness is important.

I hope you had time to enjoy the wet spot.

It's not the Applebee's on Haggerty but it's a nice spot nonetheless.

What a fun call back joey

Thanks friend. I'm glad you appreciated it. I feel like you were one of only three RMers who might.

So i just searched it to see the context I made the original joke in and... I had absolutely no idea it had become somewhat of an RM meme and im oddly proud.

[epilogue]

Proud of you, too.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is the worst thread on rm

[@SkitchP]

this is the worst thread on rm

hi lenny

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is the worst thread on rm

hi lenny

hi skitch...what’s new?

[VinylGuy]

I love you Joe.

[run2death]

I love women.

[epilogue]

I love you Joe.

I love you, too.

[VinylGuy]

I forgive you.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I love women.

meh

[epilogue]

I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

[run2death]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

[VinylGuy]

I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

for what? Leaving you alone in NY? Telling to your buds that a woman was bad in bed?

[epilogue]

I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

for what? Leaving you alone in NY? Telling to your buds that a woman was bad in bed?

yes

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?

i’m the dana carvey of s*x