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Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:18 am
by Simple Torture
epilogue wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
epilogue wrote:Who?
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Was she in the orgy or the highway chase?
Even better: the restaurant.

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:18 am
by Rangi Guy
Simple Torture wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:There was an orgy?.....and a 20 minute highway chase? I remember nothing about these films
Don’t forget the orgasm cake!
How can I forget what I don't remember?

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:19 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Simple Torture wrote:
epilogue wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
epilogue wrote:Who?
Image
Was she in the orgy or the highway chase?
Even better: the restaurant.
Yeah that's where we saw vagina in binary code

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:19 am
by BurtReynolds
Oh that's right. Orgasm cake not pussy cake

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:20 am
by Strat
Wtf. Now I definitely have to rewatch these

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:20 am
by Rangi Guy
BurtReynolds wrote:Oh that's right. Orgasm cake not pussy cake
Surely you guys are just making shit up at this point

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:20 am
by epilogue
Simple Torture wrote:
epilogue wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
epilogue wrote:Who?
Image
Was she in the orgy or the highway chase?
Even better: the restaurant.
Okay I definitely don't remember a restaurant in that movie.

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:21 am
by E.H. Ruddock
That's where the orgasm cake was

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:22 am
by epilogue
The Matrix: Reservations

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:26 am
by spike
the restaurant was right before the freeway chase

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:28 am
by epilogue
That's probably why I don't remember it

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:34 am
by BurtReynolds
These movies are shit, but check out Speed Racer. Underrated I think.

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:37 am
by Simple Torture
epilogue wrote:The Matrix: Reservations
This is better than the title of the new movie.

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:38 am
by BurtReynolds
I have some reservations!

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:41 am
by epilogue
BurtReynolds wrote:I have some reservations!
Thanks for explaining the joke, chud

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 2:43 am
by tree_
BurtReynolds wrote:These movies are shit, but check out Speed Racer. Underrated I think.
i really enjoyed that in theater

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 3:17 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 3:20 am
by epilogue
tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
epilogue wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
4/5 wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:I might see it eventually if I hear good things but the sequels were forgetfully bad.
Hard disagree. Do yourself a favor and rewatch the whole series I bet you'll feel differently.
I started rewatching Reloaded since this is getting close. I haven't watched it since I went to a midnight showing on opening day, and after 20 minutes I realized I remember nothing about this movie.
I didn't remember that the freeway scene is 20 minutes long. I wouldn't cut a single minute.
That and the orgy are the only things I remember about the movie.
I remember the orgy being a big talking point when the movie came out--"Can you believe there's an orgy in this? How weird!"--but what the hell else would you do if you knew humanity had 72 hours to live?
I'd eat so many friggin donuts
Steal a bottle of Pappy and drink all of it.

Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 5:50 am
by washing machine
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Re: Movie: Matrix Resurrections

Posted: Fri September 10, 2021 12:29 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
so horny