Red Mosquito

We should get Mike into the headline of this thread. Mods?

Some has already said, "Scone Gossard," right?

B wrote:Some has already said, "Scone Gossard," right?

Pretty sure it was dad, first

B wrote:Some has already said, "Scone Gossard," right?

The fact that they’re still pumping this is good news for the tour, right??

Champagne breakfast for everyone.

knee tunes wrote:Walf Full

This post deserved more love.

I set up a gofundme page for Dave A so he’s ensured to win this thing.

Do you think they added Mike because Stone realized how awful/awkward it would probably be for him to carry the conversation the entire time?

Strat wrote:Do you think they added Mike because Stone realized how awful/awkward it would probably be for him to carry the conversation the entire time?

Probably realized the winner would get tired of him slapping the plastic straw out of their water and repeatedly insisting that the runner bring a paper straw after about 4 minutes.

yes, when the winner is inevitably some over-zealous moron they are going to want mike's 13 year old intellect to keep the conversation going

ouch dude

he's excited by the mickey mouse pancakes

and can fill the next 30 minutes that follows easily, until kelly curtis comes and takes them away for their other breakfast with Netjets

predictions:

- Stone steps out and takes a phone call

- Mike will bring his kids and they will just fuck the whole place up spilling sugar packets and syrup everywhere while mike aggressively hover-parents cleaning shit up and using dad-voice that his kids don't listen to

96583UP wrote:predictions:

- Stone steps out and takes a phone call

- Mike will bring his kids and they will just fuck the whole place up spilling sugar packets and syrup everywhere while mike aggressively hover-parents cleaning shit up and using dad-voice that his kids don't listen to

AL

I hate sitting close to the bathroom in restaurants. I’m out.

Leatherhead wrote:

96583UP wrote:predictions:

- Stone steps out and takes a phone call

- Mike will bring his kids and they will just fuck the whole place up spilling sugar packets and syrup everywhere while mike aggressively hover-parents cleaning shit up and using dad-voice that his kids don't listen to

AL

I ran into Mike and his kids on several occasions at my neighborhood coffee shop, and honest to god this is exactly what happened each time.

Overheard in the fan club section a few shows later:

Mike’s kid dumpled scalding hot coffee on my lap and I have the third degree burns on my penis to prove it! See???

Woah dude, you are so lucky.

Mike made a video about this on Instagram. Seemed happy about it.