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Wow you double posted. Who is the idiot now. (Still not me)
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Ello Sailor wrote:omfg I forgot about dad picking up guitar. I am so ready.
without going way back in this thread, what are some things you all suggest a beginner should use to learn to play?

i've got a friend who plays well but doesn't have the time right now to teach. he suggested learning chord shapes...just using a chord chart to learn.

would an actual paid-for lesson help?
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Really depends on the tutor. A lot of that shit is just a scam.

Beginners need to just play. Build the callouses on your fingers. You're hopeless until you have that base. Just jam out at this point.
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for a beginner, use an electric guitar because the strings are easier to hold down. go on youtube and learn basic chords. that's all i got for you dad
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dad has already locked in an acoustic. Please pay attention.
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ok then yeah you're gonna have some pain in the beginning but don't worry you'll have disgusting calloused finger tips before you know it

learn one power chord and just play around with yourself for a while. you could learn a lot of pearl jam songs from just power chords
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tree_ wrote:ok then yeah you're gonna have some pain in the beginning but don't worry you'll have disgusting calloused finger tips before you know it

learn one power chord and just play around with yourself for a while. you could learn a lot of pearl jam songs from just power chords
okay, but i want to learn good songs.
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dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:ok then yeah you're gonna have some pain in the beginning but don't worry you'll have disgusting calloused finger tips before you know it

learn one power chord and just play around with yourself for a while. you could learn a lot of pearl jam songs from just power chords
okay, but i want to learn good songs.
try some nirvana or blue album weezer.. also mostly just power chords
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dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:ok then yeah you're gonna have some pain in the beginning but don't worry you'll have disgusting calloused finger tips before you know it

learn one power chord and just play around with yourself for a while. you could learn a lot of pearl jam songs from just power chords
okay, but i want to learn good songs.
Learn the basic E chord. After you have a good feel for it, slide your fingers down 2 frets keeping them in the same chord position. Then slide down 1 more fret. Then back to the original E chord position. Keep practicing that. After you have that down, you will have learned Not For You. (Except for the bridge, but one thing at a time, eh?)
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wease wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:ok then yeah you're gonna have some pain in the beginning but don't worry you'll have disgusting calloused finger tips before you know it

learn one power chord and just play around with yourself for a while. you could learn a lot of pearl jam songs from just power chords
okay, but i want to learn good songs.
Learn the basic E chord. After you have a good feel for it, slide your fingers down 2 frets keeping them in the same chord position. Then slide down 1 more fret. Then back to the original E chord position. Keep practicing that. After you have that down, you will have learned Not For You. (Except for the bridge, but one thing at a time, eh?)
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Ello Sailor wrote:I've been working on my floating thumb. 6 string fretless is a motherfucker, but you can do some rad shit with it.

I still can't tap for shit. Tapping is so fucking hard, bros.
I want you on a fretless for a song of ours
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When I was learning, I found that having a good chord chart really helped me visualize everything. I even tried some online music lessons, which made a huge difference for me! Platforms like ArtMaster have some fantastic resources for beginners. I think a mix of self-study and occasional paid lessons can work wonders. It helps to have guidance when you're just starting out, but it's also super rewarding to learn at your own pace. You can ask questions in real-time if you hit a snag!
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Strat wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:I've been working on my floating thumb. 6 string fretless is a motherfucker, but you can do some rad shit with it.

I still can't tap for shit. Tapping is so fucking hard, bros.
I want you on a fretless for a song of ours
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satisfying self-session earlier

massive distortion feed built off of Boss DS-1 Distortion, Boss DD-3 Digital Delay, Small Clone, PolyChorus, 535Q wah

left the guitar on the face of the amp and sat on the drums playing to the dissonant waves

the PolyChorus really takes things to another level

loudest I have put my amp and loudest i have played my drums in years

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