Red Mosquito

Christ, Burt! It's the food forum!

I won't tolerate anti-corndog sentiment.

BurtReynolds wrote:You sound like you're from one of our vassal states (like ello). Or are you one of those self hating Americans everyone hates so much?

I'm from a state that is filled to the brim with plenty of MAGA shit-for-brains that you would get along swimmingly with.

And since this is the food forum, I'm still on topic if I tell you to eat shit and die.

How often did they beat you up in school? It wasn't enough.

BurtReynolds wrote:How often did they beat you up in school? It wasn't enough.

I would tell you if I could remember.

That was back in the day, when the group home you're living in only had popsicle sticks to play with and I was busy fucking your mom.

i always wanted this eel/camel hump

shawarma

Happy Trees wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:How often did they beat you up in school? It wasn't enough.

I would tell you if I could remember.

That was back in the day, when the group home you're living in only had popsicle sticks to play with and I was busy fucking your mom.

discourse

BurtReynolds wrote:shawarma

Is excellent. Kebab of al kinds is god tier food. It has everything.

It's gang af

We've been over this Burt

Jorge wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Schwarma

Try it sometime, it's one of my favorite things

From my earlier posts in this thread, I have now tried:

- Slim Jims. Thanks, Knee Tunes. Not really a big fan but I see the appeal.

- Cream soda. It was good but not spectacular. Realized I'd tried something very similar when I went to the Harry Potter park in Universal Studios, I really think it's the same as the "butterbeer" they sell there.

I loved that butterbeer

Butterbeer is transphobic evil bitch juice milked from jk rowlings own tits

No wonder it tastes like bitter stinging piss

Glad I waited until the politics crept in to read this thread. Definitely added some spice.

Anyway, puerco pibil. I think it makes your eyes explode and drip blood all down your cheeks maybe? Maybe it's made in a banana hammock?

And squab.

Also, all you rubes and yokels, it's boeuf bourguigon.

oh, also hog lumps. Is that like a pork rind?

In French it's called that yeah. Boeuf means beef

Jorge wrote:In French it's called that yeah. Boeuf means beef

Yes, hence calling people rubes and yocals for spelling a French recipe the English way. Maybe the joke would have landed if I'd said "slack-jawed yocal".

or maybe if it was funny?

You’re what the French call les incompetents


Now there’s an obscure movie reference