Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

[McParadigm]

Say what you will about Liz, but she showed up at Thatcher’s funeral to make sure for each and every one of us that she was well and truly dead

[Mickey]

Seems weird to attach all of this hate to one old lady whose job was dressing fancy and showing up at formal events.

I'm going to abandon this thread now because it's not really my place to be the stand in for this weird anger. You guys have fun.

RIP

Don't worry, I also hate all the other old ladies who sit atop a pile of ill-begotten colonial wealth and worked for nearly a century to uphold the murderous imperial project. She's just the only one who died today.

[Simple Torture]

Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.

this would be in the realm of best-case outcomes for the thread

This was the first one I saw:

[Norah]

y'all bottom paged me

[Malloy]

someone link to the hamilton tribute

[VinylGuy]

Seems weird to attach all of this hate to one old lady whose job was dressing fancy and showing up at formal events.

I'm going to abandon this thread now because it's not really my place to be the stand in for this weird anger. You guys have fun.

RIP

Don't worry, I also hate all the other old ladies who sit atop a pile of ill-begotten colonial wealth and worked for nearly a century to uphold the murderous imperial project. She's just the only one who died today.

kinda weird to think her job was only dressing fancy and showing up at formal events.

[Birds in Hell]

She had been the monarch since my parents were toddlers; by any measure, a significant public figure and a reassuringly steadfast presence through the many changes during our collective lifetimes.

Of course she was now very elderly, but it is still very sad to see her finally at rest.

A lifetime of service and duty.

[Mickey]

Deranged.

[Birds in Hell]

As you were.

[warehouse]

RIP i'm sure this lady isn't as bad as Mickey is making it, and not as great as everyone over the age of 60 says she is.

the royal family are almost like the amish. its the 21st century wtf are you doing?

[Malloy]

would that she could have had a thousand year reign

[doug rr]

its nice to have the news on in the background and its not about trump..

[Mickey]

RIP i'm sure this lady isn't as bad as Mickey is making it, and not as great as everyone over the age of 60 says she is.

the royal family are almost like the amish. its the 21st century wtf are you doing?

Her grandson very publicly said he didn't want to be in her family anymore and turned down any more of her free money because she was too racist.

[Malloy]

RIP i'm sure this lady isn't as bad as Mickey is making it, and not as great as everyone over the age of 60 says she is.

the royal family are almost like the amish. its the 21st century wtf are you doing?

Her grandson very publicly said he didn't want to be in her family anymore and turned down any more of her free money because she was too racist.

she's just a product of her environment, michael!

[VinylGuy]

I wont forget her role in many wars and dictatorships all around the world

but ey, monarchy! dresses! shows about them!

[Malloy]

the environment being a cottage factory of inbreeding, genocidal political projects & the requisite aloof sociality bordering on anti-social behavior

[Mickey]

I wont forget her role in many wars and dictatorships all around the world

but ey, monarchy! dresses! shows about them!

Pfft, what would an Argentine know about DA QUEEN.

[warehouse]

RIP i'm sure this lady isn't as bad as Mickey is making it, and not as great as everyone over the age of 60 says she is.

the royal family are almost like the amish. its the 21st century wtf are you doing?

Her grandson very publicly said he didn't want to be in her family anymore and turned down any more of her free money because she was too racist.

who's grandmother isn't racist, though?

[Ello Sailor]

Good point.

[warehouse]

the environment being a cottage factory of inbreeding, genocidal political projects & the requisite aloof sociality bordering on anti-social behavior

see, outside of political power these weirdo's are practically amish.