Admit Something

[dad]

i can't grow a full beard. it's all patchy.

Some people pull off the patchy look really well.

not me!

[tree_]

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

[tree_]

sounds good buddy

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i can't grow a full beard. it's all patchy.

Some people pull off the patchy look really well.

not me!

I think anybody who is already handsome can.

[tree_]

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

sounds good buddy

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

sounds good buddy

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

[tree_]

wow what's your problem

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

sounds good buddy

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

why do you have to be like that

[lennytheweedwhacker]

wow what's your problem

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

sounds good buddy

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

why do you have to be like that

I’m a badass.

[dad]

i can't grow a full beard. it's all patchy.

Some people pull off the patchy look really well.

not me!

I think anybody who is already handsome can.

[tree_]

you

wow what's your problem

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

sounds good buddy

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

sure


Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

why do you have to be like that

I’m a badass.

are

[lennytheweedwhacker]

you

wow what's your problem

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

sounds good buddy

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

sure


Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

why do you have to be like that

I’m a badass.

are

Give me your money and car.

[bodysnatcher]

that isn't schtick. it's shit.

[doug rr]

about 3 days ago my wife was rearranging our front porch and getting rid of a few things that we keep there..we do not wear shoes in the house and i always keep a few pair out there as does she but she put them on the right side instead of the left side like its been for about 8 years..she also moved the little box we use to put dog crap bags in during the early mornings or late nights so we don't have to go into the garage half naked or asleep...anyway, the shoe thing is killing me the last 3 days because i have to move my body into different directions and put my shoes on differently from the last many years when i come in or go out..

[96583UP]

i thought you were going to say you stepped in the dog poo box bc it's where your shoes used to be

[spike]

what does mrs doug wear to bed?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Also, do you like her t*ts?

[JuanHamm]

Tree, what's your current facial hair situation?

[Ms Harmless]

I need to stop coming here, needed to a long time ago but it's an addiction

[tree_]

I need to stop coming here, needed to a long time ago but it's an addiction

If you said something atrocious enough, you could be permabanned. And that way you couldn't come back if you tried. The same way Andy Bernard quit The Office to pursue his acting career. He took a shit on his boss's car and that way he couldn't come back if he tried.