Red Mosquito

He’s not a lawyer but he loves litigation.

I don’t know how many times I have to tell you guys; for however many dozens of claims and suits I’ve been involved in, I have been the Plaintiff exactly once.

usually only horrible human beings get sued that many times

I think Bammer might be a slum lord, or slum lord adjacent.

My name ain’t on that shiz

So, you work for a slum lord.

...as a lawyer.

Is bammer a paralegal?

spike wrote:So, you work for a slum lord.

Oh man I wish!!

Bammer wrote:I don’t know how many times I have to tell you guys; for however many dozens of claims and suits I’ve been involved in, I have been the Plaintiff exactly once.

All I said was you loved litigation.

wease wrote:

Bammer wrote:I don’t know how many times I have to tell you guys; for however many dozens of claims and suits I’ve been involved in, I have been the Plaintiff exactly once.

All I said was you loved litigation.

:patrickstewart:

Dude I am always on defense. OMG.

Perhaps Bammer is involved with Seattle mob.

Bammer wrote:

wease wrote:

Bammer wrote:I don’t know how many times I have to tell you guys; for however many dozens of claims and suits I’ve been involved in, I have been the Plaintiff exactly once.

All I said was you loved litigation.

:patrickstewart:

Dude I am always on defense. OMG.

Does your jurisdiction have an anti-SLAPP statute?

Bammer wrote:

wease wrote:

Bammer wrote:I don’t know how many times I have to tell you guys; for however many dozens of claims and suits I’ve been involved in, I have been the Plaintiff exactly once.

All I said was you loved litigation.

:patrickstewart:

Dude I am always on defense. OMG.

I didn’t say you were the litigator. Just that you loved litigation.

wease wrote:He’s not a lawyer but he loves litigation.

This sounds like a hip hop lyric.

whatever it is, he almost certainly doesn't fully grasp his complicity.

wease wrote:

Bammer wrote:

wease wrote:

Bammer wrote:I don’t know how many times I have to tell you guys; for however many dozens of claims and suits I’ve been involved in, I have been the Plaintiff exactly once.

All I said was you loved litigation.

:patrickstewart:

Dude I am always on defense. OMG.

I didn’t say you were the litigator. Just that you loved litigation.

Real talk, wease: I hate it.

Sometimes we settle if that looks like the most practical option. Don’t want to be at the mercy of the judge or waste a lot of time. Just get it over with.

Other times the other side is just plain fucking wrong. I hold my ground, I tell them to drop the case. I beg them to drop the case. Trial is a time suck. They won’t listen to reason, we end up in court, and over 90% of the time after insisting that “we let the judge decide” … the judge tells them exactly what I predicted the judge would say.

The whole process fucking sucks. I hate it. Way too easy to file a small claim. A lot of the people I defeat in small claims court have an “it’s always somebody else’s fault” world view. No personal accountability.

This should be in the Chris vs. Bammer thread by the way.

Your job sounds shitty.

spike wrote:Your job sounds shitty.

This happens a handful of times per year. Not an everyday thing.