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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 31, 2024 12:29 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
tommy wrote:How was your poop today, Lenny?
A big ol' cow pie
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 31, 2024 1:42 am
by 96583UP
like a circular splat or a log
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 31, 2024 1:46 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Splat. Had to execute one plunge. God I hate plunging.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 31, 2024 3:30 am
by spike
Cool, a second shit.
This Wegovy drug backs me up something crazy.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 31, 2024 10:30 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Most of it seemed to disappear but had what felt like a solid log. A bit more wiping than I expected, but huzzah
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Wed January 01, 2025 1:45 am
by 96583UP
are you all beginning your morning with a yogurt
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Wed January 01, 2025 3:23 am
by spike
trying to but keep forgetting to buy more when I run out.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Wed January 01, 2025 3:48 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:are you all beginning your morning with a yogurt
I had some Sunday, but cereal the last two days. I need more protein powder bruh
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Wed January 01, 2025 1:49 pm
by 96583UP
dropped a few round bois this morning onto a nest that kind of just sat there
i could feel the heat radiating and opted out of a courtesy flush
instead content to sit on my eggs like a proud hen
feeling their warmth
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Wed January 01, 2025 1:55 pm
by tommy
96583UP wrote:dropped a few round bois this morning onto a nest that kind of just sat there
i could feel the heat radiating and opted out of a courtesy flush
instead content to sit on my eggs like a proud hen
feeling their warmth
What a beautiful thought.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Wed January 01, 2025 1:56 pm
by tommy
Two shits this morning and I've only been awake for an hour and a half. It's going to be a big day!
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 4:22 pm
by dad
massive dookie. so relieved.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 4:27 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Very nice log this morning thank you oatmeal.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 4:27 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 4:42 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 4:48 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.
I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 4:50 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.
I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup
this sounds risky, even with a cup.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 4:56 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:massive dookie. so relieved.
Hell yeah now let's kick today in the nuts.
let's wait a bit in case i have more poo to drop.
I'll kick you in the nuts and the poop will escape but wear a cup please to god wear a cup
this sounds risky, even with a cup.
I'm sick with a weak kick so let's just try
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 4:57 pm
by dad
I hope to return daily to this thread as I'll eat leftover black-eyed peas all week.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 5:00 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:I hope to return daily to this thread as I'll eat leftover black-eyed peas all week.
Praying for you. Have you been backed up of late?
I'm going to eat Mexican in a bit. It usually does nothing to me doo doo wise, but at least it tastes great!