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Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 12:37 am
by Simple Torture
I'm in the video that's embedded in that article.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 12:38 am
by Jorge
That blog post is atrocious. She says she's a freelance writer but I really hope nobody paid for that.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 12:38 am
by CopperTom
bodysnatcher wrote:i fucking HATE it when people refer to the band (or any group of people, for that matter) as "the boys".
Ditto
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 12:41 am
by Simple Torture
They didn’t flow just because 2 epic Pearl Jam shows were over - but because the entire experience was over – the excitement and anticipation of the shows, the excitement of being in Boston, the excitement of being in my favorite ball park – Fenway – witnessing history as “the boys” played the venue for the first time.
What the hell is going on with the dashes in this paragraph?
I read and grade writing just like this for a living, folks. Have pity on me.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 12:43 am
by Jorge
Bud the saddest part of it all
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 1:51 am
by Norah
If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 1:52 am
by Norah
This is factually incorrect:
Well, my first response to all of these questions would have to be – “We follow them because they are the greatest band of all time, and they just keep getting better.”
After 25 years of sensational albums and unforgettable tours all over the world, Pearl Jam has aged like a fine wine.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 1:54 am
by Simple Torture
cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
If you can't articulate why you like Pearl Jam so much beyond saying, "They are great," then you're a bad writer.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 1:55 am
by daft twat
Simple Torture wrote:They didn’t flow just because 2 epic Pearl Jam shows were over - but because the entire experience was over – the excitement and anticipation of the shows, the excitement of being in Boston, the excitement of being in my favorite ball park – Fenway – witnessing history as “the boys” played the venue for the first time.
What the hell is going on with the dashes in this paragraph?
I read and grade writing just like this for a living, folks. Have pity on me.
You would have ruined Emily Dickinson.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 1:55 am
by Norah
Simple Torture wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
If you can't articulate why you like Pearl Jam so much beyond saying, "They are great," then you're a bad writer.
I ctrl+F'd Jamily and it came up 6 times. And only one of them was from the comments.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 1:57 am
by Simple Torture
daft twat wrote:Simple Torture wrote:They didn’t flow just because 2 epic Pearl Jam shows were over - but because the entire experience was over – the excitement and anticipation of the shows, the excitement of being in Boston, the excitement of being in my favorite ball park – Fenway – witnessing history as “the boys” played the venue for the first time.
What the hell is going on with the dashes in this paragraph?
I read and grade writing just like this for a living, folks. Have pity on me.
You would have ruined Emily Dickinson.
Emily Dickinson wrote:There's a certain Slant of light,
Winter Afternoons –
That oppresses, like the Heft
Of Cathedral Tunes –
Emily plz see me after class
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 1:58 am
by Jorge
cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
You cry every time we Tinychat.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 1:59 am
by Simple Torture
I'm embarrassed to be in that article.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 2:02 am
by Norah
theplatypus wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
You cry every time we Tinychat.
That's because you're a jerk.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 2:04 am
by Iholdthepain
cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
I cried in Telluride, so
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 2:04 am
by Norah
Iholdthepain wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
I cried in Telluride, so
You're a fucking tool.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 2:06 am
by Iholdthepain
Simple Torture wrote:They didn’t flow just because 2 epic Pearl Jam shows were over - but because the entire experience was over – the excitement and anticipation of the shows, the excitement of being in Boston, the excitement of being in my favorite ball park – Fenway – witnessing history as “the boys” played the venue for the first time.
What the hell is going on with the dashes in this paragraph?
I read and grade writing just like this for a living, folks. Have pity on me.
Sounds like you need to do a better job teaching your kiddos...
- Spoiler: show
- j/k - teaching is the greatest job in the world!
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 2:08 am
by Iholdthepain
cutuphalfdead wrote:Iholdthepain wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
I cried in Telluride, so
You're a fucking tool.
You are a heartless basturd... and a FatFace!
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 2:08 am
by Jorge
Damn.
Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
Posted: Thu August 11, 2016 2:14 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Iholdthepain wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:Iholdthepain wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
I cried in Telluride, so
You're a fucking tool.
You are a heartless basturd... and a FatFace!
Peculiar capitalization there