Red Mosquito

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C4lukin wrote:

Farmer John wrote:Whoever circumsized me was a fucking butcher.

Are you sure they were not an artist?

An "abstract" artist maybe.

Farmer John wrote:

C4lukin wrote:

Farmer John wrote:Whoever circumsized me was a fucking butcher.

Are you sure they were not an artist?

An "abstract" artist maybe.

Ha. Well I am sure nobody cares about your abstract penis, it is what is inside your penis that matters.

doug rr wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Mine kinda leans to the left. could that be circumcision related? Do I have grounds for a lawsuit?

leaning to the left in orange county is never a good thing

It does make things awkward at the country club.

C4lukin wrote:

Farmer John wrote:

C4lukin wrote:

Farmer John wrote:Whoever circumsized me was a fucking butcher.

Are you sure they were not an artist?

An "abstract" artist maybe.

Ha. Well I am sure nobody cares about your abstract penis, it is what is inside your penis that matters.

It's got plenty of inner beauty.

BurtReynolds wrote:

doug rr wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Mine kinda leans to the left. could that be circumcision related? Do I have grounds for a lawsuit?

leaning to the left in orange county is never a good thing

It does make things awkward at the country club.

those golfers at Coto De Caza are the worst..nice course though

For those of you who haven't read this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/0 ... 59887.html

My thoughts - Ed's a loony, hypocrite. What's new? The dude wields his axe "game" constantly. This isn't the first time I've seen it (in the promos for Lightning Bolt). Saying these things on top of that.. He's a complete idiot. That's the least safe thing... maybe... um.. ever... around kids. He's a complete moron when it comes to most broad geopolitical things.

But,... he's a good singer and when he's not ranting on his political things, a good lyricist/musician. I respect his political opinion as much as a college janitor's.

I was really worried IlluminEddie wasn't gonna show up to chime in on this.


So...back to circumcision...

Lament wrote:I was really worried IlluminEddie wasn't gonna show up to chime in on this.


So...back to circumcision...

But, seriously... the guy's talking about the dangers of guns and wanting to harm those who have them because of the safety issue while....



...he's awesome because he's so ridiculously stupid. I seriously hope he is drunk when he does these interviews, because at least then he has a reasonable excuse.

Ed has always been a guy with a well-meaning humanitarian streak that he has absolutely no gift for expressing in a public forum. This is nothing new, nor is my inclination to ignore it.

Kevin Davis wrote:Ed has always been a guy with a well-meaning humanitarian streak that he has absolutely no gift for expressing in a public forum. This is nothing new, nor is my inclination to ignore it.

a buffoon, if you will.

Kevin Davis wrote:Ed has always been a guy with a well-meaning humanitarian streak that he has absolutely no gift for expressing in a public forum. This is nothing new, nor is my inclination to ignore it.

I read that as a Monk quote

Lament wrote:I was really worried IlluminEddie wasn't gonna show up to chime in on this.


So...back to circumcision...

To be fair, he was talking about circumcision.

IlluminEddie wrote:

is it Washington state rule to wear a helmet while throwing axes?

doug rr wrote:is it Washington state rule to wear a helmet while throwing axes?

If Ed wore his axe helmet during interviews, maybe he'd answer questions better?

Axes and guns are pretty much the same thing.

Lament wrote:Axes and guns are pretty much the same thing.

they are both a lot of fun to play with

doug rr wrote:

Lament wrote:Axes and guns are pretty much the same thing.

they are both a lot of fun to play with

I think the real question is...

Do 9 out of 10 kids prefer axes to guns?

I love how this thread morphed into a circumcision debate.

Listen, I'm uncircumcised, and my dick is awesome.