Red Mosquito

Christmas music only reminds me of working shit jobs in malls and restaurants while other people are happy and generally acting like asshats. Fuck Christmas music!

Probably not top page material but I'll take it!

Hands down - best Christmas song. Thanks Die Hard and all you Christmasness!!!!

I love Christmas music but ever since I arrived to America I keep hearing this horrific Jack-Johnson-sounding acoustic cover of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that makes me want to kick a child in the face.

theplatypus wrote:I love Christmas music but ever since I arrived to America I keep hearing this horrific Jack-Johnson-sounding acoustic cover of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that makes me want to kick a child in the face.

People shouldn't be allowed to cover Xmas standards like that anymore.

Just wait till you hear Jason Mraz's cover of "Winter Wonderland." Merry Christmas!

I can generally handle all Christmas music from the 60's and before. After that, it's mostly obnoxious shit that I can't stand with a few exceptions (Mariah Carey, John Lennon, Bowie/Bing).

That fucking Paul McCartney Christmas abomination that plagues my existence during December each year is just about the most obnoxious piece of garbage ever unleashed upon this world.

That bluesy Eagles xmas song is the worst.

Snoopy's Christmas is the worst!

That's insanity. "Charlie Brown Christmas" is one of the best albums ever, by anyone.

IN THE MEADOW WE CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN
AND PRETEND THAT HE IS PARSONS BROWN
HE'LL SAY ARE YOU MARRIED WE'LL SAY NO MAN
BUT YOU CAN DO THE JOB WHEN YOU'RE IN TOWN

What stupid fucking lyrics. It's annoying bullshit when anybody sings it.

Rangi Guy wrote:Snoopy's Christmas is the worst!

I am deeply saddened by this, bruh.

There are people out there that actually dig Snoopy's Christmas? The fuck is wrong with this world?

Any Phil Spector fans here? I'm too lazy to read the thread.

Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:IN THE MEADOW WE CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN
AND PRETEND THAT HE IS PARSONS BROWN
HE'LL SAY ARE YOU MARRIED WE'LL SAY NO MAN
BUT YOU CAN DO THE JOB WHEN YOU'RE IN TOWN

What stupid fucking lyrics. It's annoying bullshit when anybody sings it.

Rangi Guy wrote:There are people out there that actually dig Snoopy's Christmas? The fuck is wrong with this world?

It's harmless, non-religious, festive shit. So basically it's automatically better than 95% of the crap you hear around this time.

I must have listened to this about a million times with my sister when we were young. It never got old:

Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:Any Phil Spector fans here? I'm too lazy to read the thread.

Why would anyone want to listen to that weird cunt?

did you often get lumps of coal in your stocking?