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Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 9:16 pm
by Kaius
How do you play?

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 9:18 pm
by epilogue
cutuphalfdead wrote:Tonight's a Settlers night, team.
Out.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 9:19 pm
by Norah
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 9:28 pm
by Kaius
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 9:30 pm
by Norah
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?
This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 9:41 pm
by tommymtcom
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?
This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.
Did he ever find out?

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 9:45 pm
by epilogue
tommymctom wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?
This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.
Did he ever find out?
Doubt it. No one actually knows how to play.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:15 pm
by Kaius
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?
This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.
I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:15 pm
by epilogue
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?
This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.
I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?
Because it's a stupid game. And it's impossible to explain.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:16 pm
by Kaius
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?
This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.
I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?
Because it's a stupid game. And it's impossible to explain.
welp

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:22 pm
by tommymtcom
I'm going to be playing some hotseat civ 5 tonight. That's kinda like playing a board game.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:22 pm
by epilogue
Kaius wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?
This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.
I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?
Because it's a stupid game. And it's impossible to explain.
welp
Even if someone could explain it to you, it's just not worth it. You'll lose interest about 45 seconds in and regret that you asked.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:24 pm
by Kaius
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kaius wrote:How do you play?
With plenty of weed and beer.
No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?
This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.
I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?
Because it's a stupid game. And it's impossible to explain.
welp
Even if someone could explain it to you, it's just not worth it. You'll lose interest about 45 seconds in and regret that you asked.
What the hell is going on in here?

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:27 pm
by tommymtcom
You guys ever try out a Ouija board? I was thinking of getting one so that I can find out what Roger Ebert thinks about new movies.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:29 pm
by epilogue
tommymctom wrote:You guys ever try out a Ouija board? I was thinking of getting one so that I can find out what Roger Ebert thinks about new movies.
I'd chip in for that, bro.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:46 pm
by Kaius
I don't trust Ouija boards. Not one bit.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:50 pm
by epilogue
Man, I could tell you Ouija stories that would turn your shit white. Of course, even I don't believe them anymore.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 10:56 pm
by Kaius
Go on...

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sat August 23, 2014 11:14 pm
by epilogue
I mean... like c-ah-raaaaazy shit.

Re: Board/Card Games

Posted: Sun August 24, 2014 12:50 am
by tommymtcom
A kid I knew in high school used to always tell me about the times he used the Ouija board on his own. He said the board told him not to, but he did it anyway.