Red Mosquito

I hope at some point in this, Willis is really frazzled and stressed. Aiello then begins massaging his shoulders to calm him down, then he slowly moves his hands downward and eventually unzips Willis's pants and gives him gentle fellatio. Willis tries to fight it, but lets the soothing sensation win him over. They both feel really awkward afterward.

Who was this movie's target audience? It's like equal parts Looney Tunes and F-bombs.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Willis and Aiello want to fuck each other really badly

3 earrings

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Willis and Aiello want to fuck each other really badly

I bet they're giving each other handies

"That's a helluva a lot of wong numbers."

I bet Big Stan is dreaming of donuts

The Argonaut wrote:haha, his next directing was an episode of Homicide: Life on the Street!!

where careers go to die

holy fucking christ why are they singing

theplatypus wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:haha, his next directing was an episode of Homicide: Life on the Street!!

where careers go to die

He seems to be a successful TV director, even to this day. Lot of premium cable shows.

"or would you rather be a fish? a fish is an animal that swims in a brook"

actual lyrics

The Argonaut wrote:

theplatypus wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:haha, his next directing was an episode of Homicide: Life on the Street!!

where careers go to die

He seems to be a successful TV director, even to this day. Lot of premium cable shows.

I was just baiting Skitch

you may grow up to be a fish (delish)

you guys I'm starting to enjoy this

LoathedVermin72 wrote:"or would you rather be a fish? a fish is an animal that swims in a brook"

actual lyrics

"Swinging On A Star", classic standard. Sinatra sang it

this movie is really into fat-shaming

theplatypus wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:"or would you rather be a fish? a fish is an animal that swims in a brook"

actual lyrics

"Swinging On A Star", classic standard. Sinatra sang it

I just assumed Frank Stallone wrote it

this went from Willis falling through a ceiling and shaking his head with a cartoon sound effect to "motherfucker" and a bloody throat-cutting in a span of less than a minute

Willis and Aiello legitimately have great chemistry

Willis could not look more uncomfortable in this "tuxedo." i think he's about to explode or crumple into himself