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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 9:39 pm
by McParadigm
BurtReynolds wrote:Assuming this acts like the flu, its also a matter of delaying it's spread as much as possible until April/May.
I assume that by then Trump will have managed to infect his dumb self and passed on, and his base will have already decided that the autopsy was fake and he was assassinated by the New York Times. Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs. So we’ll all be a little bit tense and antisocial.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 9:42 pm
by BurtReynolds
Wait no one said anything about alcohol shortages! Wtf now I'm panicking.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 9:47 pm
by surfndestroy
McParadigm wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:At what point is trying to stop the spread worse than just letting it run its course?
At the point where you decide you’d rather flood the healthcare system to death than make the effort to spread the infections out over time.
Maybe if they focused all health care only on those who actually require healthcare there would be less panic and more treatment. Health care and supporting services are finite resources. Thinking that any country can ramp up having test kits and processing test kits for all without taking away capacity from treating those actually requiring immediate health care is just wrong.
Everything I have read has a general agreement on;
40% - 70% infection rate in the end,
of those infected,
75% will be minor flu like symptoms,
20% will have bad flu like symptoms,
5% will require medical assistance,
1% - 2% mortality rate.
The quicker we can identify who is at risk at being in that 5% pool requiring medical assistance if infected the better. Communicate clearly so people can make informed decisions on the correct actions to take to mitigate getting C19 and what to do if they suspect they have it. And for those identifying as at risk of being in the 5% pool, a much more detailed of do's and don't's to follow.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 9:49 pm
by surfndestroy
McParadigm wrote:Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs.
Speak for yourself, I have 6 months of drugs arriving via parcel post tomorrow. The glories of legalized cannabis.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 9:50 pm
by McParadigm
surfndestroy wrote:McParadigm wrote:Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs.
Speak for yourself, I have 6 months of drugs arriving via parcel post tomorrow. The glories of legalized cannabis.
Six months’ supply? Who has six thousand dollars just lying around?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 9:51 pm
by doug rr
whiskey? i got whiskey..
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 9:52 pm
by Bi_3
McParadigm wrote:surfndestroy wrote:McParadigm wrote:Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs.
Speak for yourself, I have 6 months of drugs arriving via parcel post tomorrow. The glories of legalized cannabis.
Six months’ supply? Who has six thousand dollars just lying around?
People who don’t smoke pot apparently
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 10:01 pm
by verb_to_trust
I can't believe I forgot about the number one tip of survival: make sure you can get high daily. Priorities.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 10:06 pm
by surfndestroy
McParadigm wrote:surfndestroy wrote:McParadigm wrote:Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs.
Speak for yourself, I have 6 months of drugs arriving via parcel post tomorrow. The glories of legalized cannabis.
Six months’ supply? Who has six thousand dollars just lying around?
Like I was going to leave my money on the stock market.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 10:10 pm
by bune
BurtReynolds wrote:Wait no one said anything about alcohol shortages! Wtf now I'm panicking.
gotta make that hand sanitizer somehow.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 10:56 pm
by surfndestroy
bune wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Wait no one said anything about alcohol shortages! Wtf now I'm panicking.
gotta make that hand sanitizer somehow.
Hmmm, and I've been learning how to make alcohol from hand sanitizer.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Mon March 09, 2020 11:56 pm
by BurtReynolds
well now I dont know what to do
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 12:23 am
by LoathedVermin72
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 1:34 am
by 96583UP
haha the internet is good for at least one thing
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 2:15 am
by B
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 2:20 am
by McParadigm
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 2:32 am
by McParadigm
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 2:33 am
by 96583UP
jesus christ
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 2:48 am
by BurtReynolds
Chinese style authoritarianism is gonna start looking a lot more attractive after this.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 3:01 am
by dimejinky99
‘I guess we’re about to find out which meetings could have been emails after all’
