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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 6:18 pm
by Coach
Sometimes I feel a little safer pooping in a smaller, cramped space. Too much open space can feel a little awkward.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 6:18 pm
by spike
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:I like to utilize all the bathrooms in the home. Keep those pipes on their toes.

Except one of the bathrooms at the lake because it’s kinda cramped.
we have a cramped one that we affectionately refer to as the "veal box."
Ours is actually the most nicely finished of the three bathrooms, it was just kinda shoehorned into the plan.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 6:30 pm
by Coach
Special moments between you and the toilet can happen anywhere. :heartbeat:

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 8:24 pm
by Coach
A rare late afternoon delight for me just now.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 8:38 pm
by dad
watch this space.

i have to start drinking suprep in about another hour and a half.

i'm normally a morning pooper, but am bracing for several visits this evening.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 10:01 pm
by 96583UP
shit is getting hectic

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 10:17 pm
by Coach
Dad, I am praying for you.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 10:59 pm
by dad
suprep down the hatch, followed up by 32oz of water.

i'm officially on the clock. can feel my stomach rumbling as i type this.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 11:05 pm
by 96583UP
she’s gonna blow!

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 11:13 pm
by dad
first poop of the day at 1800 CDT, and i already feel another on the horizon.

man, I really don't want to wake up in the middle of the night for this.

stay tuned.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue April 11, 2023 11:16 pm
by 96583UP
i’m kinda jealous

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 12:42 am
by dad
Second poop was pure liquid and foul.

As soon as I washed my hands I had to go back for round three, which was like a fire hydrant.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 12:43 am
by 96583UP
you should drink some pedialyte

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 12:47 am
by 96583UP
i might do a clear liquid diet one day here just to get some poop out

would not want to F with suprep though recreationally that sounds too intense

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 12:47 am
by 96583UP
ah i see you need a prescription

now i want it more

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 12:55 am
by dad
Back for round four.

I’ve got lemon lime Gatorade for dehydration.

My wife told me that one of her coworker’s husbands recently had a colonoscopy and he cleared himself out to where the doc needed him to be (basically clear liquid poo) before midnight.

I have a goal now.

What a godawful stench I’m living in.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 1:19 am
by 96583UP
i want this kind of beef

fuck where can i get a suprep scrip

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 2:07 am
by dad
Round five. Getting closer to the goal hue!

No farts trusted.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 2:19 am
by spike
I’m exactly a month out from what dad’s going through.

I’m interested how you feel the day after the procedure. Probably not great in certain parts of your nether regions, but also maybe fantastic because you’re fully cleansed?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed April 12, 2023 2:27 am
by 96583UP
i want you to bottle your suprep shits and mail them to Coach for analysis