Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
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Training and practice are basically just things you do to pass the time. Thy don't have any significant benefit.
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Practice like reading directions is for chumps and Jawas.
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It's sort of like that popular saying among women, "the best sex you'll ever have is with someone who has never done it before."
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McParadigm wrote:It's sort of like that popular saying among women, "the best sex you'll ever have is with someone who has never done it before."
is this true? I'm asking for lenny.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
McParadigm wrote:It's sort of like that popular saying among women, "the best sex you'll ever have is with someone who has never done it before."
is this true? I'm asking for lenny.
It is if they were with lenny
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I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
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bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
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McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
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Joey I was referring to chokeonmyco&k.com it's what all the ladies are into.
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bada wrote:Joey I was referring to chokeonmyco&k.com it's what all the ladies are into.
Good tip!

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durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
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durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
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Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
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That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
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That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?
I'm definitely experienced at forcing things
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Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
Forced-Away Cums
That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?
I'm definitely experienced at forcing things
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Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
Forced-Away Cums
That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?
I'm definitely experienced at forcing things
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
Forced-Away Cums
That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?
I'm definitely experienced at forcing things
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