Red Mosquito

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 3:33 pm**

Training and practice are basically just things you do to pass the time. Thy don't have any significant benefit.

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 4:27 pm**

Practice like reading directions is for chumps and Jawas.

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 4:46 pm**

It's sort of like that popular saying among women, "the best sex you'll ever have is with someone who has never done it before."

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 4:53 pm**

McParadigm wrote:It's sort of like that popular saying among women, "the best sex you'll ever have is with someone who has never done it before."

is this true? I'm asking for lenny.

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 4:54 pm**

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
McParadigm wrote:It's sort of like that popular saying among women, "the best sex you'll ever have is with someone who has never done it before."
is this true? I'm asking for lenny.

It is if they were with lenny

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 4:57 pm**

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 4:58 pm**

christ....

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 4:59 pm**

I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 5:02 pm**

bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.

If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 5:03 pm**

durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.

why not

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 5:08 pm**

McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not

What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 5:12 pm**

Joey I was referring to chokeonmyco&k.com it's what all the ladies are into.

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 5:15 pm**

bada wrote:Joey I was referring to chokeonmyco&k.com it's what all the ladies are into.

Good tip!

Thanks, friend.

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 5:21 pm**

durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 6:21 pm**

durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?

Forced-Away Cums

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 6:24 pm**

Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
Forced-Away Cums

That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 6:31 pm**

durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
Forced-Away Cums
That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?

I'm definitely experienced at forcing things

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 6:36 pm**

Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
Forced-Away Cums
That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?
I'm definitely experienced at forcing things

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 6:38 pm**

Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
Forced-Away Cums
That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?
I'm definitely experienced at forcing things

Spoiler: show

Posted: **Wed February 03, 2016 6:39 pm**

durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bada wrote:I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.
why not
What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?
Forced-Away Cums
That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?
I'm definitely experienced at forcing things

Forcing jokes, not my penis

Red Mosquito

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