Red Mosquito

wease wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

wease wrote:Had bloodwork done yesterday. Not good. I’ve really let myself go.

High triglycerides
Slightly high non-HDL cholesterol
Low HDL (good cholesterol)
Low LDL (bad cholesterol)
High glucose
High A1C
Low vitamin D
Slightly low testosterone
High liver enzymes (I’m sure from fatty liver which is probably helping with the high glucose too)
PSA normal

Gonna have to make some changes

Just think how much worse it would be if you liked mayo like some of these other cretins here.

Let’s make some lifestyle changes together in 2025.

I’m in. Where do we want to start?

The biggest surprise was the glucose/A1C/triglycerides.

Bi_3 wrote:Ditch beer

Higgs wrote:

Bi_3 wrote:Ditch beer

Fuck you.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

Higgs wrote:

Bi_3 wrote:Ditch beer

Fuck you.

Jorge wrote:I also had bloodwork done this week. Against all odds, everything came back normal except for elevated uric acid and a slight vitamin D deficiency.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Jorge wrote:I also had bloodwork done this week. Against all odds, everything came back normal except for elevated uric acid and a slight vitamin D deficiency.

Doesn't high uric acid give you the gout?

doug rr wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Jorge wrote:I also had bloodwork done this week. Against all odds, everything came back normal except for elevated uric acid and a slight vitamin D deficiency.

Doesn't high uric acid give you the gout?

yep..time for Jorge to go on allopurinol..we're all old now

Jorge wrote:I also had bloodwork done this week. Against all odds, everything came back normal except for elevated uric acid and a slight vitamin D deficiency.

Bi_3 wrote:

wease wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

wease wrote:Had bloodwork done yesterday. Not good. I’ve really let myself go.

High triglycerides
Slightly high non-HDL cholesterol
Low HDL (good cholesterol)
Low LDL (bad cholesterol)
High glucose
High A1C
Low vitamin D
Slightly low testosterone
High liver enzymes (I’m sure from fatty liver which is probably helping with the high glucose too)
PSA normal

Gonna have to make some changes

Just think how much worse it would be if you liked mayo like some of these other cretins here.

Let’s make some lifestyle changes together in 2025.

I’m in. Where do we want to start?

The biggest surprise was the glucose/A1C/triglycerides.

Ditch beer, no more soy or soybean oil, 20-30 mins a day outside, and go to bed at 10pm. Simple and life changing

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wease, time to call Doug Flutie for some Nugenix Total T

doug rr wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Jorge wrote:I also had bloodwork done this week. Against all odds, everything came back normal except for elevated uric acid and a slight vitamin D deficiency.

Doesn't high uric acid give you the gout?

yep..time for Jorge to go on allopurinol..we're all old now

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

doug rr wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Jorge wrote:I also had bloodwork done this week. Against all odds, everything came back normal except for elevated uric acid and a slight vitamin D deficiency.

Doesn't high uric acid give you the gout?

yep..time for Jorge to go on allopurinol..we're all old now

The old southerner's remedy for gout is cherry juice

wease wrote:

Bi_3 wrote:

wease wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

wease wrote:Had bloodwork done yesterday. Not good. I’ve really let myself go.

High triglycerides
Slightly high non-HDL cholesterol
Low HDL (good cholesterol)
Low LDL (bad cholesterol)
High glucose
High A1C
Low vitamin D
Slightly low testosterone
High liver enzymes (I’m sure from fatty liver which is probably helping with the high glucose too)
PSA normal

Gonna have to make some changes

Just think how much worse it would be if you liked mayo like some of these other cretins here.

Let’s make some lifestyle changes together in 2025.

I’m in. Where do we want to start?

The biggest surprise was the glucose/A1C/triglycerides.

Ditch beer, no more soy or soybean oil, 20-30 mins a day outside, and go to bed at 10pm. Simple and life changing

Don’t drink beer
Don’t use that
Definitely need more activity
Already do that

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Jorge wrote:I also had bloodwork done this week. Against all odds, everything came back normal except for elevated uric acid and a slight vitamin D deficiency.

Doesn't high uric acid give you the gout?

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.