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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu June 10, 2021 5:35 pm
by Peeps
there are reasons aliens try to hide from us

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu June 10, 2021 6:08 pm
by Stickman

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu June 10, 2021 7:38 pm
by B
Peeps wrote:there are reasons aliens try to hide from us
:lol: I was inspired to go check, and it turns out, none of my keys are magnetic. Even if you WERE magnetic, it still requires sticky sweat to get a key to adhere to your skin.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri June 11, 2021 12:39 am
by spike
hahahaha

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon June 14, 2021 2:35 am
by verb_to_trust
England: JUST FOUR MORE WEEKS!!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon June 14, 2021 3:27 am
by Bammer
I learned while on the flight to Mexico that I would have to get a covid test before flying back. So I am getting one tomorrow. Ugh so lame.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon June 14, 2021 3:34 am
by verb_to_trust
I've made it though this entire thing so far with my nostril virginity intact.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon June 14, 2021 4:08 pm
by B

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon June 14, 2021 4:57 pm
by verb_to_trust
Kill these people with fire

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon June 14, 2021 5:57 pm
by Rob
B wrote:
This is f’n hilarious.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon June 14, 2021 7:35 pm
by Bammer
Bammer wrote:I learned while on the flight to Mexico that I would have to get a covid test before flying back. So I am getting one tomorrow. Ugh so lame.
We just had to pay $35 a pop for tests between 24-72 hours of our flight home departing. This whole thing is such a fucking racket. As if we are now magically immune to Covid for the final 2 days of our trip.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon June 14, 2021 8:27 pm
by verb_to_trust
Anal swabs cost 5 bucks more. Be thankful.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue June 15, 2021 3:18 am
by Bammer
The vaccine slut video … ugh. The chick making the joke about it, the setup was just so obvious. You knew what her punchline was going to be the moment her face appeared on the screen.

Verdict: Marginally funny at best, but we were all thinking the same thing so her critique of the song was unnecessary and ultimately NOT FUNNY.

File this under Sam Bee

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue June 15, 2021 5:27 am
by simple schoolboy


I just don't get it.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue June 15, 2021 1:34 pm
by JuanHamm
simple schoolboy wrote:

I just don't get it.
Cancelled.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue June 15, 2021 1:38 pm
by Bammer
JuanHamm wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:

I just don't get it.
Cancelled.
Or … elected president in 2024. Toss-up.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue June 15, 2021 3:25 pm
by Bi_3
What a brave stance to take here in mid-2021.


(I admit it, I lol'd).

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue June 15, 2021 5:13 pm
by verb_to_trust
Colbert can't stand it

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue June 15, 2021 8:28 pm
by Green Habit
Not sure how serious he is, but he's at least getting some of the usual rabble rousing suspects on Twitter (Greenwald, Herzog, Berenson, Tracey) to praise him.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue June 15, 2021 11:32 pm
by Stickman
The United States hit its 600,000th COVID-19 death on June 15, according to data compiled by Johns Hopkins University. The U.S. makes up 4% of the world's population, but has accounted for 16% of the world's total COVID-19 deaths, per ABC News.

There have been 3.8M+ recorded deaths from COVID-19 worldwide since the pandemic began, though the total number is estimated to be even higher.

Despite America reaching its latest, unfortunate threshold, overall daily case rates of the virus continue to fall as vaccinations remain widely available. According to Johns Hopkins' data, America has administered 310k vaccine doses as of June 15.