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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 3:22 am
by dimejinky99
This is fine
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 3:34 am
by Simple Torture
Case confirmed in an office worker down the street from my daughter's elementary school!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 3:43 am
by Simple Torture
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 4:01 am
by dimejinky99
Lol
Matt Gaetz, Mark Meadows, Kelly Anne Conway, Doug Collins, among others, were in the presence of a doctor from New Jersey, since diagnosed as Covid 19 positive, at the GOP CPAC in Maryland for two days at the end of February. Meadows, Gaetz and Collins have self quarantined this evening - but, not before Gaetz travelled in the limo with Trump, and afterwards with him in AirForce 1. Gaetz was the schmuck from Florida who wore the gas mask in Congress a few days ago, mocking the coronavirus!!
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 4:18 am
by dimejinky99
Weak
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 4:50 am
by knee tunes
Two days later

Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 6:35 am
by Jammer XCI
dimejinky99 wrote:Weak
See, Rage won't cancel like those old pussies in Purell Jam.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 10:57 am
by Bi_3
Simple Torture wrote:
This would create a whole new generation of stepmoms
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 1:06 pm
by doone
Simple Torture wrote:
Best idea yet.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 1:20 pm
by ghost
Being reported that someone with corona attended a big school event here over the weekend.
UW Madison chancellor sent an email to all faculty, staff and students suggesting that they don't travel outside the COUNTY over spring break.
Top comments on local news stories? "Hoax"; "fake news"; etc.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 1:25 pm
by dimejinky99
Seeing the fake news / hoax reaction does have a silver lining.
Let these morons carry on and not take even basic precautions.
Let them get sick and die.
Our species may be about to have a long overdue thinning of the herd and get just a little bit smarter.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 1:35 pm
by ghost
Problem is there's too many of them. Some within sneezing distance of my desk.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 3:51 pm
by Superblood Wolfmoon
Simple Torture wrote:
My 84-year-old mom saw this on FB and didn’t get that it’s a joke.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 3:54 pm
by Superblood Wolfmoon
ghost wrote:Being reported that someone with corona attended a big school event here over the weekend.
UW Madison chancellor sent an email to all faculty, staff and students suggesting that they don't travel outside the COUNTY over spring break.
Top comments on local news stories? "Hoax"; "fake news"; etc.

I’ve been systematically blocking morons who make comments like these on my local pages. My block list is a mile long. Now when a story shows “275 comments” when I click I only see about 7 or 8. Even better, I don’t have to deal with these idiots if I post something for sale or put my rental house on the market!
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 5:38 pm
by McParadigm
Superblood Wolfmoon wrote:ghost wrote:Being reported that someone with corona attended a big school event here over the weekend.
UW Madison chancellor sent an email to all faculty, staff and students suggesting that they don't travel outside the COUNTY over spring break.
Top comments on local news stories? "Hoax"; "fake news"; etc.

I’ve been systematically blocking morons who make comments like these on my local pages. My block list is a mile long. Now when a story shows “275 comments” when I click I only see about 7 or 8. Even better, I don’t have to deal with these idiots if I post something for sale or put my rental house on the market!
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 6:29 pm
by bune
I think I said my sister-in-law is coming back from Vietnam early because they were starting to cancel flights out of Japan? anyway, she said that when she returns she's going to self-quarantine so she doesn't potentially get anyone sick. when my wife told me that I said "oh you mean like she usually does when she comes to Portland and never visits her family?"
laughs were had.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 8:04 pm
by B
My kid's doing an overnight on a battleship later this month. They sent out an e-mail saying they don't want you to come if you're sick, but they're not going to give refunds for illness. Well, they're definitely going to have sick kids on that ship.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 9:12 pm
by Bi_3
Harvard: “De-densify our communities”
Also Harvard: “no more fossil fuels”
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Tue March 10, 2020 9:23 pm
by Bi_3
I love how the mayor or New Rochelle is stomping every attempt by CNN to overdramatize the situation there
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 12:15 am
by BurtReynolds