Red Mosquito

bart wrote:i have fucking shingles. this shit sucks.

Bro I had this once. It's going to be fucked up for a couple days but you will get through.

Fuck. Sorry, bart

i ate a macaron today

Got up and went and got coffee. Took the wife and kids out for breakfast, then came back to the campsite read the first book of Peter - did some yoga. Wandered the streets of Whakatane for a bit.
Told the wife that tonight we can try the helicopter. She doesn't know what that is. I don't know what it is, but we're both excited

You guys bang in the tent with the kids right next to ya? Fuckin hell.

Rangi is the horniest man I know.

spike wrote:You guys bang in the tent with the kids right next to ya? Fuckin hell.

We zip up the divider thingie that separates the rooms. We're not animals damn it!

Well you’ll be the one paying the psych bills, so whatevs.

hey that’s how the pioneers did it

just rawdoggin' in the covered wagon.

check out this wild story my wife just texted me. A woman at her hospital was selling a ps5, bought but not used, and my wife had worked out a deal to buy it from her. This morning, after acquiring it from the woman, she texted me about the interaction.

"I got a text message about her (the seller) taking a covid/flu test and it being negative this morning. So, I knew she was working today. I asked Julia (the woman's boss) if she was sick, but she said she just had something going on in her personal life.

I texted her (the seller) and asked if she had still brought the PS5. She said she had, so I went down to see her right when I got to work. She was crying, so I asked what was going on. She said that her husband had taken their son (14) to Vegas but had left him alone, and they couldn't get ahold of her husband.

The woman said that she found some friends who lived in Vegas, and they were going to get the son.

When she finally got in touch with him, the husband said that some prostitutes lured him in....and stole $1200 after he couldn't be reached for over 12 hours.

and that this is the second time it has happened. The last time they (prostitutes) stole $2000.

I told her that prostitutes don't lure people in."

Happy New Year RM!

Rangi Guy wrote:

spike wrote:You guys bang in the tent with the kids right next to ya? Fuckin hell.

We zip up the divider thingie that separates the rooms. We're not animals damn it!

dear lord

dad wrote:check out this wild story my wife just texted me. A woman at her hospital was selling a ps5, bought but not used, and my wife had worked out a deal to buy it from her. This morning, after acquiring it from the woman, she texted me about the interaction.

"I got a text message about her (the seller) taking a covid/flu test and it being negative this morning. So, I knew she was working today. I asked Julia (the woman's boss) if she was sick, but she said she just had something going on in her personal life.

I texted her (the seller) and asked if she had still brought the PS5. She said she had, so I went down to see her right when I got to work. She was crying, so I asked what was going on. She said that her husband had taken their son (14) to Vegas but had left him alone, and they couldn't get ahold of her husband.

The woman said that she found some friends who lived in Vegas, and they were going to get the son.

When she finally got in touch with him, the husband said that some prostitutes lured him in....and stole $1200 after he couldn't be reached for over 12 hours.

and that this is the second time it has happened. The last time they (prostitutes) stole $2000.

I told her that prostitutes don't lure people in."

Happy New Year RM!

the world is a crazy place

treasure peace and safety

slightly chilly morning this morning

moved around some furniture

did a little vaccuuming

have some leftover chicken milanese thinking about heating up for lunch

prob will do some pushups later

dad wrote:check out this wild story my wife just texted me. A woman at her hospital was selling a ps5, bought but not used, and my wife had worked out a deal to buy it from her. This morning, after acquiring it from the woman, she texted me about the interaction.

"I got a text message about her (the seller) taking a covid/flu test and it being negative this morning. So, I knew she was working today. I asked Julia (the woman's boss) if she was sick, but she said she just had something going on in her personal life.

I texted her (the seller) and asked if she had still brought the PS5. She said she had, so I went down to see her right when I got to work. She was crying, so I asked what was going on. She said that her husband had taken their son (14) to Vegas but had left him alone, and they couldn't get ahold of her husband.

The woman said that she found some friends who lived in Vegas, and they were going to get the son.

When she finally got in touch with him, the husband said that some prostitutes lured him in....and stole $1200 after he couldn't be reached for over 12 hours.

and that this is the second time it has happened. The last time they (prostitutes) stole $2000.

I told her that prostitutes don't lure people in."

Happy New Year RM!

Holy shit!

wease wrote:

dad wrote:check out this wild story my wife just texted me. A woman at her hospital was selling a ps5, bought but not used, and my wife had worked out a deal to buy it from her. This morning, after acquiring it from the woman, she texted me about the interaction.

"I got a text message about her (the seller) taking a covid/flu test and it being negative this morning. So, I knew she was working today. I asked Julia (the woman's boss) if she was sick, but she said she just had something going on in her personal life.

I texted her (the seller) and asked if she had still brought the PS5. She said she had, so I went down to see her right when I got to work. She was crying, so I asked what was going on. She said that her husband had taken their son (14) to Vegas but had left him alone, and they couldn't get ahold of her husband.

The woman said that she found some friends who lived in Vegas, and they were going to get the son.

When she finally got in touch with him, the husband said that some prostitutes lured him in....and stole $1200 after he couldn't be reached for over 12 hours.

and that this is the second time it has happened. The last time they (prostitutes) stole $2000.

I told her that prostitutes don't lure people in."

Happy New Year RM!

Holy shit!

imagine using the same excuse twice...

It can happen

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2518368/ki ... n-colombia

dad wrote:check out this wild story my wife just texted me. A woman at her hospital was selling a ps5, bought but not used, and my wife had worked out a deal to buy it from her. This morning, after acquiring it from the woman, she texted me about the interaction.

"I got a text message about her (the seller) taking a covid/flu test and it being negative this morning. So, I knew she was working today. I asked Julia (the woman's boss) if she was sick, but she said she just had something going on in her personal life.

I texted her (the seller) and asked if she had still brought the PS5. She said she had, so I went down to see her right when I got to work. She was crying, so I asked what was going on. She said that her husband had taken their son (14) to Vegas but had left him alone, and they couldn't get ahold of her husband.

The woman said that she found some friends who lived in Vegas, and they were going to get the son.

When she finally got in touch with him, the husband said that some prostitutes lured him in....and stole $1200 after he couldn't be reached for over 12 hours.

and that this is the second time it has happened. The last time they (prostitutes) stole $2000.

I told her that prostitutes don't lure people in."

Happy New Year RM!

That’s a movie right there

Okay but did she get the PS5?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Okay but did she get the PS5?

she did!