Red Mosquito

dimejinky99 wrote:

McParadigm wrote:So the first 30 seconds of dialog in this is expressionless exposition. Huh.

Not many expressions in the first minutes of each of the OT either. Other than threepio babbling in a new hope and the officer shitting it when he hears the emperor is coming in Jedi.

So, two of the three, then

The self-rising food gets a very long, loving moment from the camera

Free robot I don't have to feed? Fuck that. In the morning you go.

Shame Vader didn't know that interrogation trick. Maybe nobody had made that up yet.

I hate being a storm trooper because violence is terri-DID YOU SEE THAT

It just isn't willing to pause the noisy action long enough to let us feel/invest in Rey's character and reality. I think the tie fighter laser shooting sequence lasted as long as any "girl trapped on a sand planet" scene.

are we seriously already to the falcon? with no pause to even bind these characters? does this movie ever do anything but pewpewpew? That must have been the entire script?

McParadigm wrote:are we seriously already to the falcon? with no pause to even bind these characters? does this movie ever do anything but pewpewpew? That must have been the entire script?

It doesn't get better

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

McParadigm wrote:are we seriously already to the falcon? with no pause to even bind these characters? does this movie ever do anything but pewpewpew? That must have been the entire script?

It doesn't get better

No snooze inducing galactic Senate scenes!

Rey really is the greatest pilot ever. If she's this good at everything I hope she dies.

I never appreciated how much Rey and Finn sound like surfboard companies until now.

McParadigm wrote:Rey really is the greatest pilot ever. If she's this good at everything I hope she dies.

she's perfect.

Oh my god they still only talk in short, plot-rushing sentences. I'm losing my mind.

Mark hamill just liked my tweet

"I used to be Han Solo" lands really poorly one line after "You tell him Han Solo stole it back"

"The Han Solo that fought with the rebellion." Not "the Han Solo who sold me that tempurpedic mattress."

A lot of bad guys in this movie look like they should be fighting Michael Jackson.

Harrison is working hard but looks like that guy who chose the wrong Grail. Please don't play Indy again.

Is mcp really watching this?


Could he like it??

McParadigm wrote:A lot of bad guys in this movie look like they should be fighting Michael Jackson.