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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 12:36 am
by doug rr
how many of those did you print, burt?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 12:38 am
by LetMeSleep
BurtReynolds wrote:
Some people with COVID-19 may sometimes experience additional symptoms, such as:
runny or stuffy nose
sore throat
headache
body aches and pains
diarrhea
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 12:53 am
by BurtReynolds
oh no then by all means fill 10 shopping carts with shit wipes.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:03 am
by knee tunes
The second one
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:03 am
by Donald
I haven't come in contact with anyone yet who's contracted the Corona virus and has gotten diarrhea
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:10 am
by knee tunes
Donald wrote:I haven't come in contact with anyone yet who's contracted the Corona virus and has gotten diarrhea
Well then what have ya done?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:13 am
by BurtReynolds
doug rr wrote:how many of those did you print, burt?
I don't work for The Man
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:44 am
by 96583UP
maybe we need a separate thread for Coronavirus memes / inappropriate comedies, so to keep this thread more focused on the News & Debate side of the mass hysteria equation
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:46 am
by BurtReynolds
96583UP wrote:maybe we need a separate thread for Coronavirus memes / inappropriate comedies, so to keep this thread more focused on the News & Debate side of the mass hysteria equation
a better idea how about you go fucj yourself
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:50 am
by 96583UP
burt, i didn't mean you
never mean you
jesus
everyone else are the scum
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:52 am
by BurtReynolds
96583UP wrote:burt, i didn't mean you
never mean you
jesus
everyone else are the scum
oh ok cool i agree
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:54 am
by Bi_3
Have we heard from Dime today?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 1:55 am
by 96583UP
i had diarrhea at one point
but it might have been the 5 cups of coffee
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 2:45 am
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 2:47 am
by dimejinky99
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 2:48 am
by 96583UP
tragabigzanda wrote:colleague was informed that he attended an out-of-state event from where someone has since tested positive. So now he's self-quarantining and getting tested, and the entire office is going to remote until he gets his results back...
I already work remotely, so I'm not concerned about my health. But it's gonna monkeywrench the next couple weeks of my gig something fierce. Will be lucky to get a paycheck until this gets sorted out.
fuck, sorry to hear
i want to punch this fucking coronavirus right in the face
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 2:50 am
by Monkey_Driven
100 cases to almost a 1,000 in 9 days or so.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 2:53 am
by 96583UP
and if they distribute 10,000 more testing kits this week there will probably be 10,000 more cases reported too
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 3:03 am
by verb_to_trust
If Trump got infected would the stock market rally?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Wed March 11, 2020 3:04 am
by 96583UP
if Pence were to become Prez, yes I do think it would