Red Mosquito

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

spike wrote:I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

Have you offered them anything to drink?

Yes I brought a cooler of water bottles out to them.

Just water?

Yeah I forgot to order a keg.

I think bud lights on sale

doug rr wrote:

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

spike wrote:I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

Have you offered them anything to drink?

Yes I brought a cooler of water bottles out to them.

Just water?

Yeah I forgot to order a keg.

I think bud lights on sale

Wtf doug, are you trying to turn these hard working Americans gay?

Juan said gay

Burn him

And if you're gay and don't know how to make a fire , you can start by rubbing 2 dicks together

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This is a witch hunt

had a decent poop this morning, curious to see what tomorrow holds. ate very little today, just some black beans

96583UP wrote:had a decent poop this morning, curious to see what tomorrow holds. ate very little today, just some black beans

Take a picture please

JuanHamm wrote:

96583UP wrote:had a decent poop this morning, curious to see what tomorrow holds. ate very little today, just some black beans

Take a picture please

maybe

i think i’d like the idea of sharing pics of my shit better than actually sharing them though

i talk a big game but i am actually very squeamish when it comes to showing other people my feces

but we’re almost at that level of trust here

Think about what it would mean for the board. You'd be a hero. They'd probably name a street after you.

i think i posted dog poop here once and it got deleted by the mods

Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

dad wrote:Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

96583UP wrote:i think i posted dog poop here once and it got deleted by the mods

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

You keep asking this, but I promise it will suck. Probably oatmeal.

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

this with the chicken on the side for my wife.

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

You keep asking this, but I promise it will suck. Probably oatmeal.

i'm sorry i've let you down, my son.

dad wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

this with the chicken on the side for my wife.

no wonder your shits are so girthy

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

dad wrote:Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

You keep asking this, but I promise it will suck. Probably oatmeal.

mine was a stop at the McDonalds dive thru for hot and salty fries...spot hitter..they tell you to go light and maybe don't eat anything at all but they know they're just shoveling you bullshiit and you're going to get what you want

Dad's such a good boy. I would have gone with a burger.