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Is Travel Advice worse than Foodie-ism?

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If it doesnt help me get clicks, it’s not worth doing
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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i'm quite sure nothing like this will happen, but you never know.
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let me know what Paris is like now...we go there in 3 weeks for 10 days...should be plenty of protests still going on
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Im planning a trip to Colombia in february, first time there. Exited, its the one country in SA i never been.

Also, Mexico should happen in april but for work reasons.
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doug rr wrote:let me know what Paris is like now...we go there in 3 weeks for 10 days...should be plenty of protests still going on
yes going to steer clear of any synagogues or mosques
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the tap water in orlando smells like fertilizer and swamp
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That reminds me … 2024 plans:

Pasadena if the Huskies are in the Rose Bowl
Honolulu
Orlando
LA and/or Vegas and/or Portland depending on PJ tour dates
Sunriver (Oregon)
Possibly Husky away game in a B1G city
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Disneyworld?
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VinylGuy wrote:Im planning a trip to Colombia in february, first time there. Exited, its the one country in SA i never been.

Also, Mexico should happen in april but for work reasons.
Si vas a estar en Colombia durante febrero está bueno pasar un par de días en el carnaval de Barranquilla, que es realmente muy divertido. Es la única época del año que vale la pena visitar Barranquilla
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Jorge wrote: If you are going to be in Colombia during February it is good to spend a couple of days at the Barranquilla carnival, which is really a lot of fun. It is the only time of year that is worth visiting Barranquilla. I have a small penis.
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The word I used more accurately translates to "slight" not small
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Jorge wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Im planning a trip to Colombia in february, first time there. Exited, its the one country in SA i never been.

Also, Mexico should happen in april but for work reasons.
Si vas a estar en Colombia durante febrero está bueno pasar un par de días en el carnaval de Barranquilla, que es realmente muy divertido. Es la única época del año que vale la pena visitar Barranquilla
buen dato, no es lindo barranquilla?
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have to go to Portland for the weekend...36 hours tops..
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doug rr wrote:have to go to Portland for the weekend...36 hours tops..
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/13/trav ... tland.html
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VinylGuy wrote:
Jorge wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Im planning a trip to Colombia in february, first time there. Exited, its the one country in SA i never been.

Also, Mexico should happen in april but for work reasons.
Si vas a estar en Colombia durante febrero está bueno pasar un par de días en el carnaval de Barranquilla, que es realmente muy divertido. Es la única época del año que vale la pena visitar Barranquilla
buen dato, no es lindo barranquilla?
Tiene cosas muy lindas, a mí me encanta por motivos nostálgicos, pero hace muuucho calor y no hay realmente nada que no se pueda encontrar en otras ciudades similares... salvo el carnaval. El carnaval está buenísimo. La ciudad entera se prende
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Jorge wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
Jorge wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Im planning a trip to Colombia in february, first time there. Exited, its the one country in SA i never been.

Also, Mexico should happen in april but for work reasons.
Si vas a estar en Colombia durante febrero está bueno pasar un par de días en el carnaval de Barranquilla, que es realmente muy divertido. Es la única época del año que vale la pena visitar Barranquilla
buen dato, no es lindo barranquilla?
Tiene cosas muy lindas, a mí me encanta por motivos nostálgicos, pero hace muuucho calor y no hay realmente nada que no se pueda encontrar en otras ciudades similares... salvo el carnaval. El carnaval está buenísimo. La ciudad entera se prende
y que otras ciudades dirias? bogota? playas?
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doug rr wrote:have to go to Portland for the weekend...36 hours tops..
I'm pretty sure a sketchy started following me when I was in Portland a few years ago. I had to jog like two blocks to get away. Watch out for him!
Also, I got lots of compliments on my cardigan. Maybe wear a cardigan if you want to make friends
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The Argonaut wrote:
doug rr wrote:have to go to Portland for the weekend...36 hours tops..
I'm pretty sure a sketchy started following me when I was in Portland a few years ago. I had to jog like two blocks to get away. Watch out for him!
Also, I got lots of compliments on my cardigan. Maybe wear a cardigan if you want to make friends
I do not own a cardigan any more..I'll stick with my sherpa lined shacket..we're going to see my wife's 90 year old aunt who is in a home and has Alzheimers..she never knows who we are..then she does, and then she doesn't...also going to our favorite little Italian restaurant..
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Asher you should get a studded leather jacket, those sketchies won’t bother you in that
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dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:have to go to Portland for the weekend...36 hours tops..
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/13/trav ... tland.html
thanks but I should have stated that ive been to Portland about 100 times in the last 10 years it seems...just going to see the aunt, have dinner, go to the hotel bar afterwards for a nightcap, have breakfast at a nearby dive bar and drive home mid morning to be home in time to watch the broncos beat the vikings
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