Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue October 08, 2013 8:21 am
SBM is a kind of an embarrassment 
Haha. Goober.Birds in Hell wrote:Absolutely.cutuphalfdead wrote:Lament wrote:I swear, 95% of the complaints about the "negativity" on this board are based around vague ideas about things that have never actually been said on here. It's like there's some weird imaginary enemy people come here to fight against, and rather than stop when they realize said enemy doesn't actually exist, they just keep throwing punches into the wind.
stip wrote:lament, in fairness, most of the criticism is hardly well written and articulate. please point some out to me if you see itLament wrote:Why don't they deserve endless bashing? There are as many if not more well-written, articulate criticisms of these songs than there are praises. I think a well-thought out, well-explained criticism of ANYTHING is preferable to mindless rah rah-ing of whatever material is in question. Why is "THIS SONG IS GREAT!" with nothing adding to it any less stupid than "THIS SONG SUCKS" without any context? I'll never get "tired" of somebody giving a thoughtful explanation of their feelings on a song/album, positive or negative. I don't think the problem is people liking or disliking anything; The only problem is people who can't add something intelligent/interesting/funny/clever to their assessment. That's the line that needs to be drawn in here at this point, people who are capable of posting something that is worthwhile in ANY terms whatsoever versus those who can't.mackeycold wrote:I'm a new member so if I'm retreading that line, I didn't mean to. I'm just a bit frustrated that some people seem to not want to give the material a chance and it seems to me that shitting all over Future Days and Sirens is getting tired too. They may or may not be the greatest songs in the PJ catalog but they don't deserve endless bashing.Lament wrote:The "I'm the rare person who actually likes Pearl Jam on this Pearl Jam message board" schtick is more tired than a Sgt. Crackpot gif of chud posting dog pictures while Ruddo stands in the background getting pissed off at a thread where someone makes a joke about stip liking The Fixer.
Get off of the fucking cross people.Oh stip, don't be such a goober.stip wrote:Lament wrote:I didn't join in until I posted that dog a few pages back, and only scrolled back to bask in the glory of chud's immaculate run, so I apologize if the amount of well-written praises greatly outnumber the well-written criticisms, but based on (limited) history alone, I would imagine the majority of this is still meaningless ranting on both sides of the spectrum.stip wrote:the vast majority of the last 15 pages I read was people slagging on the new material, and with no dogs to offset it.
Note I'm not saying they shouldn't do that, but I also understand why, when you feel like celebrating a new record, it is discouraging within HOURS of the release.
no doubt. But it's the first day. It's the first few hours. It's okay to tone it down a little bit so people can enjoy themselves. We have four years to destroy this thing
(I don't personally care. I know who is ripping the album apart and it is precisely who I expected)
Why should any of the posters here feel like they should moderate their opinions? If people like the songs, I'd hope that their sense of satisfaction isn't so fragile that reading a Wendy Carlos's Twin post won't send them to the floor shaking and crying.
I don't think "this song rules!" has inherently more worth as an opinion than "this song is garbage!" and I don't see why criticism of the album should be held to any higher standard than praise.
I mean, honestly, who cares?
I've only listened to Lighting Bolt live, Future Days live and MYM but I'm 99% sure your post is utterly full of BS. Why not just be honest about it? Presence? Even worse, Dirty Work?!!!! Come on, what's your ulterior motive? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FREAKING TROLL? lolWendy Carlos's Twin wrote:This will likely go around in circles, but I'm judging the album based on the quality of the songwriting, not the production or sound quality. I just don't think there is any substance to the songs. If this was the Stones catalog, it would be Pearl Jam's "Dirty Work". I would say that it was their "Presence" if we were talking about Led Zeppelin, though there is nothing on Lightning Bolt even remotely as triumphant as "Achilles Last Stand".
yeah that looked like negating for the sake of negatingflannelking wrote:I've only listened to Lighting Bolt live, Future Days live and MYM but I'm 99% sure your post is utterly full of BS. Why not just be honest about it? Presence? Even worse, Dirty Work?!!!! Come on, what's your ulterior motive? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FREAKING TROLL? lolWendy Carlos's Twin wrote:This will likely go around in circles, but I'm judging the album based on the quality of the songwriting, not the production or sound quality. I just don't think there is any substance to the songs. If this was the Stones catalog, it would be Pearl Jam's "Dirty Work". I would say that it was their "Presence" if we were talking about Led Zeppelin, though there is nothing on Lightning Bolt even remotely as triumphant as "Achilles Last Stand".
It shouldn't. But it is certainly less fun for some people to come celebrate a major event and have to do so in an environment of rote complaining and negative posturing. And I would say that it's not unreasonable to expect people to reign that in a bit within, say the first 24 hours because it can poison something like that. And that has nothing to do with your personal take on the album. It has something to do with wanting to share it. and yes, several pages of wendy carlos rants (Not that he did this) can mess that up.Birds in Hell wrote:Absolutely.cutuphalfdead wrote:Lament wrote:I swear, 95% of the complaints about the "negativity" on this board are based around vague ideas about things that have never actually been said on here. It's like there's some weird imaginary enemy people come here to fight against, and rather than stop when they realize said enemy doesn't actually exist, they just keep throwing punches into the wind.
stip wrote:lament, in fairness, most of the criticism is hardly well written and articulate. please point some out to me if you see itLament wrote:Why don't they deserve endless bashing? There are as many if not more well-written, articulate criticisms of these songs than there are praises. I think a well-thought out, well-explained criticism of ANYTHING is preferable to mindless rah rah-ing of whatever material is in question. Why is "THIS SONG IS GREAT!" with nothing adding to it any less stupid than "THIS SONG SUCKS" without any context? I'll never get "tired" of somebody giving a thoughtful explanation of their feelings on a song/album, positive or negative. I don't think the problem is people liking or disliking anything; The only problem is people who can't add something intelligent/interesting/funny/clever to their assessment. That's the line that needs to be drawn in here at this point, people who are capable of posting something that is worthwhile in ANY terms whatsoever versus those who can't.mackeycold wrote:I'm a new member so if I'm retreading that line, I didn't mean to. I'm just a bit frustrated that some people seem to not want to give the material a chance and it seems to me that shitting all over Future Days and Sirens is getting tired too. They may or may not be the greatest songs in the PJ catalog but they don't deserve endless bashing.Lament wrote:The "I'm the rare person who actually likes Pearl Jam on this Pearl Jam message board" schtick is more tired than a Sgt. Crackpot gif of chud posting dog pictures while Ruddo stands in the background getting pissed off at a thread where someone makes a joke about stip liking The Fixer.
Get off of the fucking cross people.Oh stip, don't be such a goober.stip wrote:Lament wrote:I didn't join in until I posted that dog a few pages back, and only scrolled back to bask in the glory of chud's immaculate run, so I apologize if the amount of well-written praises greatly outnumber the well-written criticisms, but based on (limited) history alone, I would imagine the majority of this is still meaningless ranting on both sides of the spectrum.stip wrote:the vast majority of the last 15 pages I read was people slagging on the new material, and with no dogs to offset it.
Note I'm not saying they shouldn't do that, but I also understand why, when you feel like celebrating a new record, it is discouraging within HOURS of the release.
no doubt. But it's the first day. It's the first few hours. It's okay to tone it down a little bit so people can enjoy themselves. We have four years to destroy this thing
(I don't personally care. I know who is ripping the album apart and it is precisely who I expected)
Birds in Hell wrote: Why should any of the posters here feel like they should moderate their opinions? If people like the songs, I'd hope that their sense of satisfaction isn't so fragile that reading a Wendy Carlos's Twin post won't send them to the floor shaking and crying.
Neither do I? Has anyone made that argument?Birds in Hell wrote: I don't think "this song rules!" has inherently more worth as an opinion than "this song is garbage!" and I don't see why criticism of the album should be held to any higher standard than praise.
well, you, for one. Or you would not have responded. And whatever new poster made that complaint. And I guess me on a matter of principle, although I'm not personally fazed by any of this.Birds in Hell wrote: I mean, honestly, who cares?
fishbob wrote:The most disappointing thing about this album is that it CLEARLY could have been an amazing return to form after Backspacer, and in many ways it is: there are some killer tracks on this album that I'll end up really liking. But the bad songs are so cringeworthingly self-parodying that it makes the good songs seem like a joke.
Is cringe's sister "Crunge"? Like the terrible Led Zeppelin song? Cause then I'd like to have it removed from the English language too.stip wrote:fishbob wrote:The most disappointing thing about this album is that it CLEARLY could have been an amazing return to form after Backspacer, and in many ways it is: there are some killer tracks on this album that I'll end up really liking. But the bad songs are so cringeworthingly self-parodying that it makes the good songs seem like a joke.
I would pay a million dollars to have the word cringe and its cringeworthy sister removed from the English language.
Goobers, one and all!BootsToAsses wrote:I'm kinda surprised at all this negativity.
Sometimes i know,stip wrote:fishbob wrote:The most disappointing thing about this album is that it CLEARLY could have been an amazing return to form after Backspacer, and in many ways it is: there are some killer tracks on this album that I'll end up really liking. But the bad songs are so cringeworthingly self-parodying that it makes the good songs seem like a joke.
I would pay a million dollars to have the word cringe and its cringeworthy sister removed from the English language.
I don't think there's anything 'trolling' about saying he doesn't connect with the songwriting or find any substance in the songs. Sounds like a calm and considered opinion to me. And in any case, as Spenno said - why do negative opinions need to be justified any more than positive ones?Lounge Lizard wrote:yeah that looked like negating for the sake of negatingflannelking wrote:I've only listened to Lighting Bolt live, Future Days live and MYM but I'm 99% sure your post is utterly full of BS. Why not just be honest about it? Presence? Even worse, Dirty Work?!!!! Come on, what's your ulterior motive? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FREAKING TROLL? lolWendy Carlos's Twin wrote:This will likely go around in circles, but I'm judging the album based on the quality of the songwriting, not the production or sound quality. I just don't think there is any substance to the songs. If this was the Stones catalog, it would be Pearl Jam's "Dirty Work". I would say that it was their "Presence" if we were talking about Led Zeppelin, though there is nothing on Lightning Bolt even remotely as triumphant as "Achilles Last Stand".
Everyone on RM hates Pearl Jam. Didn't you know this?Birds in Hell wrote:As usual, it seems there's more posts complaining about negativity than there is legitimately negative posts - and even if 80% of the posters here did hate the album, so what? Who fuckin' cares?
why, because the start TOTALLY rips off Dusty?Noonie wrote:MFS could be a Soundgarden song![]()
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Yes! Goober is a perfectly cromulent word.stip wrote:I would feel better if goober replaced cringe.
not in the least bit cringe worthyridleybradout wrote:Yes! Goober is a perfectly cromulent word.stip wrote:I would feel better if goober replaced cringe.